How a simple spelling mistake can lead to migration chaos !
Everyone knows it takes longer to get a cup of coffee at Costa Lottee or Sturrbucks or any of the many posh cafes that have replaced high street shops in recent years. Espresso is no longer express and the Government is very concerned about this.
The hospitality industry is desperate for more barista’s before the queues go out the door and has been lobbying for immigration rules to be relaxed. Obviously this is a very hot topic and Swella Braveperson, who is Immigration Minister for the day, has agreed it might be possible to add “barista” to the “skilled worker “ list. After all it can take several minutes to train someone to make coffee.
Prime Minister Riski saw cutting coffee queues as a potential vote winner as it would enable a great many illegal immigrants to become fully qualified baristas in a matter of minutes. Thus halving the illegal immigration figures at a stroke.
Unfortunately, in the rush to get new bill through Parliament, the ever efficient civil servants made a small spelling mistake. Oops!
We now have 100,000 illegal immigrants classed as “barristers”. Still you can never have enough lawyers.
This new court of accidental lawyers will however come in very handy in advising and representing all the other migrants on how best to fill in their asylum applications. Riski is hoping that by October they will all be in “skilled occupations” like baristas and barristers ….. and fruit pickers and pocket pickers.
THAT WILL BE THE FIRST OF RISKI’S PROMISES FULFILLED.
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Barista’s or Barristers? or barricades?? Home rule for Yorkshire, There are a few Puddens who live in this county.
But there again RISHI DISHI is part of this scene!!! It is home rule for Richmond?, or barges on the river Swale for all these immigrants? I wonder? It all ends up ‘Ouseing Out into the North Sea? Maybe a sewage discharge, like the one from Westminster, Oh I am on the ‘pot’ again, Now please wash your hands.
I do not understand, or know, where my daily rag is going today? The daily mail london. Page 2 data and comments on what the Population of the UK, and the world will face tomorrow, pandemics/warfare/ feeding the souls of this earth/and a few more issues. Then to page 14 for the editorial comments, nothing here to guide one, just more chewing of the cud, and enuendo, that the government of the day within the UK is not leading or guiding us. The go getting green policies, and the energies and fuels of this earth we are devouring.
I WONDER if one has to as an english person, and good christian have to TRADE with ones christian beliefs one was taught as a youngster in religious scriptures, about treating one neighbour, with respect/humility/love and and consideration???
WE all have our faiths, we all have neighbours, and regardless of colour class and creed, and nationality, we all live a common life on this planet ‘EARTH’, and we need to be more considerate to each other! Even our enemies can become our neighbours and friends, and we need to live beside them, peacefully, and with firmness, not total submission, and fear.