🌈Rainbows End🌈

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” was a phrase used to refer to politicians trying to conceal their true motives. Never more needed than now, if you want to fleece a load of old people.

It is just a matter of time before it happens. Andy “Pants-on-fire” just needs to figure out how to rob the poor to pay the rich. A modern day Robin Hood in reverse.

Andy says he cares about Social Care. That’s where the pot of gold is ! And most old people don’t vote Labour anyway. And they are the “never had it so good” generation, so they can afford to “pay a little more”. And they are under occupying their houses.

So we just need a story about how we are going to help them.

How about if we make social care FREE. That should appeal to them. They won’t need their houses so we will sell them and use the proceeds to pay for their care🤡

AND an added bonus is they won’t need to pay inheritance tax, because they won’t have any inheritance 🤡

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No to Assisted Dying Again.

It is 26 years since I started this blog and one of the first things I wrote about was Assisted Dying. It was an important subject then and it has been regularly debated ever since. Culminating in the latest version of the Assisted Dying Bill being rejected yet again in Parliament for the third time.

I have posted over twenty blogs on the issues and although I remain open minded to both sides of the argument, I have not changed my overall opposition to the Bill currently being presented.

Given the scale of growth of the older population it is disappointing that the debate has hardly moved forward. We need to be guided by well considered factual analysis, not by heart rending emotion.

No new insights have emerged, indeed the same old issues remain unresolved:-

  • How do you prevent coercive pressure from families ?
  • How can you be sure about the length of a terminal illness ?
  • Is the experience of assisted dying abroad helpful ?
  • Would more hospice care change the argument ?
  • Is the pressure on NHS beds a factor in the debate ?
  • Why are so many medical professionals opposed to it ?

These and many more questions remain unresolved after years of political debate. It is a sad indictment of the current political process that there has been no improvement in over twenty years.

Surely by now if progress had been made on these questions the Bill brought before Parliament would have at least helped us all reach a better position.

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Searching for a Smile.

There must be some good news stories somewhere. But they are few and far between. The social media landscape just seems to amplify the negative side of most things. The 24 hour news channels just replay issues over and over on the hour. Daily newspapers are now behind the news and struggle to add fresh insights into a now familiar narrative.

Rarely from a politicians mouth is there a truth that isn’t spun to mean something that can’t be retracted at a later date

Just occasionally a ray of sunshine will land on an heroic deed :- a life saved; something lost now found; something forgotten brought back to mind.

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My Garden Age Rage.

We have had the drought months, which have ravaged my once floriferous cottage garden. Now the autumn rains are stimulating rapid growth of every not so welcome plant that has any energy left.

The ivy is growing at pace, as if it’s in a race with Usain Bolt. Can I and my sequiturs keep cutting it back faster than it’s growing? It will be a close run thing. It’s into the gutters. It’s up the walls. It’s almost into the roof.

Then there are the climbing roses. They lull you into a false sense of security with their brief, but beautiful blooms. But, next comes the 100 miles an hour growth firing out at all angles. Over the upstairs windows. Over the front porch, thorns waiting for an unsuspecting delivery person. Ouch! Over the next door neighbours garden wall, out of reach before I can catch it.

Next comes the Holly. Self-seeded, uninvited and devilishly prickly. I might as well become a blood doner.

Finally the blackberry brambles offering a gift of juicy fruits in exchange for lots scratches on your reaching out arms and a few more drops of blood if the thorns get you.

Gardening can be a dangerous business !

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Andy Power !

At last Andy “pants-on-fire” Burnam can finally say “I HAVE THE POWER”. A childhood memory of He Man from his past.

Just like his super hero idol.

Back in Parliament- the seat of Power – it’s Andy’s time to save the world …… or at least the British Isles ….. or maybe just Manchester.

He has already promised he is going to house the homeless by Christmas …. and cheaper £2 bus fares everywhere …. summer trips to the funfair ….and said he will fix social care …… and build more affordable homes …… and stop the early release of murderers and rapists ……. and secure Britains borders sometime…….. and defend Ukraine somehow …… and maybe Britain as well.

What a man we have in Andy !

Shame he didn’t think about free ice creams during the exceptionally hot weather, but perhaps he is saving that for next year when it is expected to be even hotter🌴😊🌴

And what of the ÂŁ3trillion National Debt?

Andy has a chill pill for that 💊💊💊💊💊💊💊

One a day. Makes the debt go away.

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🌸Garden Turnaround🌺

It’s been far too hot to do much in the garden lately.

Not to worry because nothings been growing.

In fact everything has been drying and dying.

No rain for months and hosepipe bans.

A few hardy roses shine through the drought.

Now a thunderous change, down comes the rain.

Everything starts to grow like mad.

Catching up with the lost summer days.

The privet hedge shooting up untidily.

Ivy climbing over walls, making up for lost time.

🌸🌸🌸All change 🌻🌻🌻A new season begins🌺🌺🌺

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Up and Running !

All for $13. A long forgotten registration fee is all it took to strike down 16 years of blogging and excellent comments.

POWERED UP AGAIN !

Only after the help of a local tech guru friend and 3 hours of searching for the problem and finding a solution. Back and forth with questions to a chatbot and ….. more searches and ….. two step verification phone calls and ….. more searches and ….. more phone calls and ….. codes and ….. finally chatting to a real human on line. Then happily coughing up the $13.

Now my brain is so befuddled, I can’t think of a blog!

Still I will be on song soon. Technology won’t be the end of me 🤡

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Test 🤡

Is my blog working again?

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LLLP Flash Mob 2

Following the success of the Euston flash mob, when thousands turned up to protest about the railways. Nothing really changed, which was a bit disappointing. It just shows how much today’s politicians are disregarding the wishes of the people.

So the LAST LAUGH LOONY PARTY decided to have another go.

A protest on Fleet Street about the news media. They won’t be able to ignore that🤡 All these craftily worded clauses that deny any responsibility for anything.

Even at Specsavers they have small print. And have you ever tried to read the ingredients on food products, you have no chance. They should issue shoppers with magnifying glasses. Come on Specsavers, this could be a new market for you🤡

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Flash Mob 2

Following the startling success of the Last Laugh Loony Party’s publicity stunt about rail transport, they decided to try another flash mob protest.

This time an issue particularly relevant to older people – SMALL PRINT.

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Flash Mob LLLP

The Last Laugh Loony Party is loosing some of its appeal. Increasingly, the other parties are stealing its clothes in an attempt to recapture its former supporters.

At one level it’s a tribute to the LLLP that their policies are gaining a grip on their rivals agenda. It’s proof that they can no longer be sidelined and ignored. But, on the other hand, their ideas will just be watered down and quietly consigned to the back burner, if one of the main parties are re-elected.

So this calls for a rejuvenated and more radical response from the LLLP.

First of all a mass rally at Euston station to protest at high rail fares …. and frequent delays…. and cancellations……and stale sandwiches….. and HS2 …..and everything else to do with trains. It will be timed to happen in the morning rush hour and arriving passengers will be given placards as they get off the trains. This will maximise the protest look on the morning TV news broadcasts.

Most of the early morning commuters won’t know what they are protesting about, but they are always grumpy and their confusion will probably lead to some localised pushing and shoving. The transport police will be forced to intervene and that will spark more trouble. Breaking news …. it will look good on the tele.

In no time at all, it will be all over social media and copy cat protests will break out at railway stations throughout London.

The LAST LAUGH LOONY PARTY will demand a statement in the House of Commons and the resignation of the Transport Minister.

🤡That’s a good profile raising start🤡

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