In this new golden age of Bopportunities Prime Minister Bodj has now turned his attention to solving the NHS. After his much celebrated success with the vaccine roll-out Bodj has concluded only his GREAT IDEAS will radically change the delivery of health services in the UK.
At the beginning of his reign as Prime Minister Bodj promised to increase the number of GP’s by 20,000. (Or was that nurses?…… or policemen OOPS! Police people.). There have been so many promises.
Then COVID came along and all the GP’s disappeared. Off into Zoom heaven. Still there was always 111, where they will tell you either to go to bed with an aspirin, or if you are really, really sick as a parrot ill they will call you an ambulance, which should arrive in a few days. Then you will be taken to a hospital car park where you can wait a few more days. Next if you haven’t got better or died they will put you on a trolly and wheel you into A&E, where you can wait a bit longer. In fact it might be a lot longer, but don’t worry, none of these delays count in the NHS waiting time statistics, because you are not officially a patient until you see a doctor, which may be some time.
Bodj says this situation is intolerable and he has a GREAT IDEA which will eliminate all the delays by recruiting 100,000 new GP’s tomorrow ! He will simplify GP qualifications so that anyone with a Smartphone, who can Google “ health “, will be able to call themselves a GP. They can then diagnose and give pills to any one.
How lucky we are to have Bodj and his GREAT IDEAS,