🌈Rainbows End🌈

Posted on July 29, 2026 by john graham

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” was a phrase used to refer to politicians trying to conceal their true motives. Never more needed than now, if you want to fleece a load of old people.

It is just a matter of time before it happens. Andy “Pants-on-fire” just needs to figure out how to rob the poor to pay the rich. A modern day Robin Hood in reverse.

Andy says he cares about Social Care. That’s where the pot of gold is ! And most old people don’t vote Labour anyway. And they are the “never had it so good” generation, so they can afford to “pay a little more”. And they are under occupying their houses.

So we just need a story about how we are going to help them.

How about if we make social care FREE. That should appeal to them. They won’t need their houses so we will sell them and use the proceeds to pay for their care🤡

AND an added bonus is they won’t need to pay inheritance tax, because they won’t have any inheritance 🤡

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Test 🤡

Posted on August 21, 2026 by john graham

Is my blog working again?

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LLLP Flash Mob 2

Posted on August 12, 2026 by john graham

Following the success of the Euston flash mob, when thousands turned up to protest about the railways. Nothing really changed, which was a bit disappointing. It just shows how much today’s politicians are disregarding the wishes of the people.

So the LAST LAUGH LOONY PARTY decided to have another go.

A protest on Fleet Street about the news media. They won’t be able to ignore that🤡 All these craftily worded clauses that deny any responsibility for anything.

Even at Specsavers they have small print. And have you ever tried to read the ingredients on food products, you have no chance. They should issue shoppers with magnifying glasses. Come on Specsavers, this could be a new market for you🤡

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Flash Mob 2

Posted on August 12, 2026 by john graham

Following the startling success of the Last Laugh Loony Party’s publicity stunt about rail transport, they decided to try another flash mob protest.

This time an issue particularly relevant to older people – SMALL PRINT.

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Flash Mob LLLP

Posted on August 9, 2026 by john graham

The Last Laugh Loony Party is loosing some of its appeal. Increasingly, the other parties are stealing its clothes in an attempt to recapture its former supporters.

At one level it’s a tribute to the LLLP that their policies are gaining a grip on their rivals agenda. It’s proof that they can no longer be sidelined and ignored. But, on the other hand, their ideas will just be watered down and quietly consigned to the back burner, if one of the main parties are re-elected.

So this calls for a rejuvenated and more radical response from the LLLP.

First of all a mass rally at Euston station to protest at high rail fares …. and frequent delays…. and cancellations……and stale sandwiches….. and HS2 …..and everything else to do with trains. It will be timed to happen in the morning rush hour and arriving passengers will be given placards as they get off the trains. This will maximise the protest look on the morning TV news broadcasts.

Most of the early morning commuters won’t know what they are protesting about, but they are always grumpy and their confusion will probably lead to some localised pushing and shoving. The transport police will be forced to intervene and that will spark more trouble. Breaking news …. it will look good on the tele.

In no time at all, it will be all over social media and copy cat protests will break out at railway stations throughout London.

The LAST LAUGH LOONY PARTY will demand a statement in the House of Commons and the resignation of the Transport Minister.

🤡That’s a good profile raising start🤡

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Stay on the bus all day 2

Posted on August 5, 2026 by john graham

You wait for ages for one.

And then two come along at once !

Buses that is.

ALL FOR ONLY ÂŁ2

Thanks to Andy “Pants on fire”.

Bus trips are the new national recreation.

Leisurely days out for the elderly.

Gets you out of the house.

Go North says Andy.

Make loads of new old friends.

Save on your household heating.

Spend it on eating.

You could become a permanent traveller.

Sell up and hit the highway.

Andy has promised to put you up at night,

because there is no more rough sleeping🤡

Now you might as well,

Sell your home,

Because you’re never there.

And pay for your care🤡

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Stay on the bus all day.

Posted on August 3, 2026 by john graham

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Last Laugh Looney Party.

Posted on August 2, 2026 by john graham

The LLLP has all but disappeared.

It’s looney members are popping up everywhere else.

Promising everything at no cost, except to billionaires.

Welfare benefits on demand.

Pension triple lock, locked forever.

Free care for the disabled and elderly.

We are all going to live in Manchester 🤡

Where buses are almost free

And it hardly ever rains.

If you are working at all,

It’s from home,

One day a week.

OR ARE WE ALL AT SEA IN A SINKING SHIP ?

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Where’s the money ?

Posted on July 26, 2026 by john graham

That’s the first question every journalist asks Andy “Pants-on-fire” every time he wants to dish out a little vote wlnner :-

  • Housing the homeless. Where’s the money ?
  • Cheaper ÂŁ2.00 bus fares. Where’s the money ?
  • Lower business rates for pubs. Where’s the money ?
  • A new number 10 office in Manchester. Where’s the money ?
  • Free candy floss for all 16yearold labour voters. Where’s the money?
  • Free dental floss for all reform voters. Where’s the money

“STOP GIVING ME THOSE NEGATIVE WAVES MORIARTY”

Just as Sargent Oddball often said in Kelly’s Heroes.

It can’t come from more borrowing. The barrow boys on the Bond market won’t like it.

Nor can it come from more taxes. The voters won’t like it.

Nor can we cut welfare benefits. The Labour left won’t vote for it.

Nor can we “drill baby drill” because Ed Millstone won’t like it.

We need a POT OF GOLD. Where’s the rainbow when you need it?

The answers obvious but nobody wants to be the first to mention it.

I will tell you in my next post.

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Let’s Hope.

Posted on July 22, 2026 by john graham

Skier has gone with his tail between his legs.

Unappreciated for all the great things he has done as PM.

Maybe we will see him doing U-turns on Strictly next?

Or perhaps “I’m not a celebrity, get me out of here” ?

Next up we have Andy Pants-on-fire Burnum.

Stocking up a new cabinet of greasy pole climbers.

All promising to bring us “HOPE”.

Or is it “Dope on a rope” ?

Maybe Andy is a pangolin after all.

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