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Now King President Supreme Emporor Tramp has got the hots for stamp collecting and Sir Keyer Stammer is his new best friend, there are opportunities for strengthening their special relationship.

Sir Keyer remembered on one of his many foreign trips he had touched down on a long forgotten British island – Anguilla. Probably discovered by the pirate Long John Silver. A land of potentially great riches. The clue is in the name🏴‍☠️

ANGUILLA is a very very beautiful island in the Caribbean Sea. It has some of the most beautiful underdeveloped beaches in the Caribbean, or probably the whole world. It just needs a very very talented real estate entrepreneur to build some six star hotels and perhaps a casino and a ballroom.

The population of around 50,000 could be bought off with say 10,000 dollars each and the UK would let the island go for the bargain price of a trillion dollars. Of course King Charlie Three would have to stand down as Head of State, but could be replaced by His Royal Highness King Tramp of Anguilla. It would obviously become the 58th State of the USA.

By the way it is also ideally located for invasions into Venezuela or even Cuba 🤡

In my last post the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY may have stumbled across the answer to all our economic prayers and ills.

My stamp collection of British Empire stamps contains all the clues you require and could be how we can solve our huge national debt.

Selling off Tristan Da Cuna was just the start and played directly into the avaricious vanity of President Tramp – now crowned KING OF TRISTAN DA CUNA.

Looking through my stamp album I have found several long forgotten islands that we could sell if the price was right.

President Tramp right now is disappointed that the ungrateful people of Greenland don’t seem to want him. But that is the ideal time to offer him some attractive alternatives.

ASCENSION – sort of nowhere in particular in the South Atlantic, but ideally placed for gold mining and maybe rare earth minerals. Not that any have been discovered so far, but you never know. More importantly they don’t have a SUPREME EMPEROR .

For just a few trillion dollars President Tramp, King of Tristan Da Cuna, could become SUPREME EMPEROR OF ASCENSION.

It could also be the USA’s fifty seventh state, now that the President has declared his ambition that American has 100 states before his term as president ends. That’s another beautiful idea!

There are more stamps to come for the Tramp 🤡

President Tramp has got everybody hanging on his every word. And when he wakes up each midnight tweet is a new idea, which his allies have to hold emergency conferences to decide how to respond.

Britain has decided to jump whenever he says jump. Sir Keyer Stammer is a n – ne- ner nervous wreck.

Last night the Last Laugh Looney Party came up with the answer🤡

Tristan Da Cuna.

This long forgotten island popped into my dreaming head. It’s like Greenland with stamps.

Located 10,000 miles from the UK in the South Atlantic, it’s half-way between Africa and South America with beautiful beaches , very very beautiful beaches, some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. Ripe for development as a get-away holiday destination. It just needs a few 5 star, no 6 or 7 star Tramp hotels.

Sir Keyer upset President Tramp by paying Mauritius to take the Chagos islands off our hands. But the LLLP gives Sir Keyer the opportunity to make amends and to pay off some of our national debt by selling off what is left of the British Empire. Starting with Tristan Da Cuna.

The stamp collection rights alone would be worth millions, especially if the Kings head on them is replaced by President Tramps head. Just maybe he could also become KING OF TRISTAN DA CUNA.

Then of course there is the possible, even probable deposits of rare earth minerals🤡.