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You wait for ages for one.

And then two come along at once !

Buses that is.

Thanks to Andy “Pants on fire”.

Bus trips are the new national recreation.

Leisurely days out for the elderly.

Gets you out of the house.

Go North says Andy.

Make loads of new old friends.

Save on your household heating.

Spend it on eating.

You could become a permanent traveller.

Sell up and hit the highway.

Andy has promised to put you up at night,

because there is no more rough sleeping🤡

Now you might as well,

Sell your home,

Because you’re never there.

And pay for your care🤡

That’s the first question every journalist asks Andy “Pants-on-fire” every time he wants to dish out a little vote wlnner :-

• Housing the homeless. Where’s the money ?
• Cheaper £2.00 bus fares. Where’s the money ?
• Lower business rates for pubs. Where’s the money ?
• A new number 10 office in Manchester. Where’s the money ?
• Free candy floss for all 16yearold labour voters. Where’s the money?
• Free dental floss for all reform voters. Where’s the money

“STOP GIVING ME THOSE NEGATIVE WAVES MORIARTY”

Just as Sargent Oddball often said in Kelly’s Heroes.

It can’t come from more borrowing. The barrow boys on the Bond market won’t like it.

Nor can it come from more taxes. The voters won’t like it.

Nor can we cut welfare benefits. The Labour left won’t vote for it.

Nor can we “drill baby drill” because Ed Millstone won’t like it.

We need a POT OF GOLD. Where’s the rainbow when you need it?

The answers obvious but nobody wants to be the first to mention it.

I will tell you in my next post.