Discombobulated?

A word I’d never come across a few years ago, but now seems an ever present description of our current state.

Confused, bewildered, perplexed are all more readily understood alternative descriptions.

Life and the world seemed simpler in years past. Now with instant worldwide communications you can be aware of much more, but that doesn’t necessarily aide understanding. Which leads to DISCOMBOBULATION.

I wrote about bewilderment in April 2010 (click on the Archive box to find the post) which was a blog about lack of a strategic sociSince then the problems of the ageing population have increased significantly but there has only been a faltering response. The retirement age has been put back and equalised for men and women, but we are still arguing about winter fuel payments and the tripple-lock. The future funding of social care is still unresolved.

That is just one BEWILDERING issue. There are many more whose resolution continues to CONFUSE and PERPLEX us :-

  • Wars in several parts of the world.
  • The challenge of Climate change and nett zero.
  • How to curb the rising cost of living.
  • What impact will AI have on jobs.
  • The never ending saga of immigration.

I could go on ……….but without solutions it all adds up to

DISCOMBOBULATION

Perhaps we should have a Minister for bewilderment. Or a perplexed Parliamentary Committee. Or a Lord of Confusion.

Or how about a DISCOMBOBULATED Prime Minister?

🤡MAYBE WE HAVE ALL OF THEM ALREADY🤡

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Why increasing crime?

No one gets caught

Poverty

No respect for law

No punishment

No bobbys on the beat

Slow justice system

Drugs

Immigration

Family breakdown

🤡WE NEED ANOTHER PUBLIC ENQUIRY 🤡

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Garden Wonder?

I wonder if my garden resembles the world?

Certainly there were lots of surprises this spring, no thanks to Presidents Pushoff and Tramp.

WEEDS arrive without an invitation. Russian troops in Ukraine American bombs out of nowhere for Iran. No oil for a while. President Tramp must have joined the “Just stop oil“ protest🤡 Maybe he has become an environmentalist.

Now they both want garlands of FLOWERS to end the wars they started. A pock marked piece of waste land for President Pushoff in Ukraine and 13 blood red poppies for President Tramp to take back home.

THE HIGH PRICE OF FLOWER POWER.

Let’s hope after a wrestle with the spring weeds, we have a peaceful summer and …..

🌸🌻🌺A THOUSAND FLOWERS BLOOM🌺🪷🌸

to bring back a smile to this troubled world.

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Apple Blossom Time.

A second world war time song, before my time, but still in my memory, when my own apple trees begin to bloom.

Perhaps not so happy if sung by Presidents Pushkin or Tramp.

This is my Bramley apple tree just beginning to bloom. It’s at least 80 years old and still flowering in spring and bearing fruit in the autumn. An immigrant from Nottinghamshire.

The apple tree has a longer term in office than either of the warring Presidents and is a lot less troublesome!

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Good News Garden.

Recently the news seems to be relentlessly bad. Day after day. Issue after issue. It’s almost never ending. It drags you down with it, if you are not careful.

🌻🌸But not in the garden🌺🌷

The garden news always contains some good news and lifts you up. Even on the rainy days.

A lone primrose in early springtime, defying its stoney surround.

Rhubarb breaking through the cold and damp, promising a pie before too long.

A reminder of good days gone by, at an Elderflower festival, never to be forgotten.

Random thoughts to add bloom in the gloom of any day.

There were flowers all throughout ExtraCare in the blooming lives of its residents. Uplifting news in the days of old age.

A JOY TO BEHOLD !

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Tulip Time

There was a time when tulips made the economy boom. Sadly it’s not so simple these days. Now they just bloom not boom.

Just a glimpse of showy colour.

Or a flash of white.

Or maybe both.

Or the rarest black.

Each one bringing a smile, but not the financial riches of the past.

At the same time a free display of natural beauty from the bluebells

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Ayatollah Tramp

President Tramp has been digging himself into a big pothole in the Middle East. It’s the pothole to beat all potholes. Probably the biggest pothole in the world.

Now he has asked the Last Laugh Looney Party to come up with a big bold beautiful rescue plan.

The first step is to reopen the Straights of Horsesmoose. The LLLP propose that President Tramp does a “Moses”. Waves his hands and parts the sea across the Straight. That creates a path for all his ground troops to walk into Iran with victory flags and complimentary boxes of chocolates and a victory banner saying :-

🤡. “No need to fight, America is always right”🤡

The second and most beautiful step is for President Tramp to declare himself the new Ayatollah. Something which he is sure will be welcomed by the whole of the Iranian population.

All he wants for this is two Nobel Peace Prizes and just 10% of Irans oil revenues.

Finally, with a wave of his other hand the seas in the Straights of Tramp (its new name) close back again and the oil starts to flow once more. The US stock market soars and President Ayatollah Tramp wins the Mid-term USA elections by a landslide.

He is well on the way to being re-elected for a record third term, thanks to the advice of the Last Laugh Looney Party Looney Party.

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LLLP Rescues Tramp.

President Tramp has got himself and everyone else in a bit of hot water in the Straight’s of Horsemoose. Apparently the mullahs in Iran didn’t like him dropping bombs on them and sinking their navy. Oh and assassinating half of them.

President Tramp thought they would raise a white flag and welcome him as a peace maker. Instead they thought it was November 5th and fired rockets back at everyone and turned of their oil and gas supplies. Now we are all talking about rationing petrol and hoping for a warm summer.

Prime Minister Stammer is lost for words. His frequent U-turns are leading us up a path to nowhere and further infuriating the Tramp.

As a last resort the Last Laugh Looney Party has been asked to help heal the “ special relationship”.

The mullahs and President Tramp and the LLLP should be a good combination. It’s just a matter of time before they come up with something.

🤡ALL WILL BE EXPLAINED IN MY NEXT POST.🤡

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Good intentions.

The March winds have blown away

all my good intentions for today.

I was going to dig over the garden,

and mulch the boarders with compost.

But it’s cold hard work,

easy to shirk.

The perennials will have to wait,

While I rest on the garden gate.

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Spring Camelias.

Enough to cheer your heart.

An immigrant from China

In an English country garden,

Must have come over on a boat.

Something of a star

among the daffodils and primroses.

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