Author Archives: john graham

BodjDoctors

In this new golden age of Bopportunities Prime Minister Bodj has now turned his attention to solving the NHS. After his much celebrated success with the vaccine roll-out Bodj has concluded only his GREAT IDEAS will radically change the delivery … Continue reading

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Bopportunities on the Cabinet.

Bodj was upset but the no-confidence vote by his MP’s at the rebellious 1922 committee. After all . He got most of them elected in the first place! So Bodj will sort that by making all 154 rebels Cabinet Ministers, … Continue reading

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Bopportunities

Bodj has rediscovered himself. Just when everybody else is trying to get rid of him, But out of all the troubles surrounding him Bodj can see opportunities. He will announce them to the nation in a series of blogs over … Continue reading

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Pass&wo2rd!s

Everyone has to have hundreds of passwords these days. It is the secure thing to do if you want to stop hackers breaking in to your highly confidential everyday chit chat. Or worse still stealing your bank details and ordering … Continue reading

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Tiger 🏉

Not that many years ago when you went to a Tigers game all you did was roll up at the turnstiles just before 3 o’clock on a Saturday and pay a few quid in cash to get in. Simple ! … Continue reading

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What a ⚽️⚽️⚽️ up!

Time to wake up from hibernation now that Coronapop has just about infected the whole world. How well our politicians did preventing it spreading. Masks, lockdowns, a new rule every day. Testing, tracing, isolating ….unless you are a politician off … Continue reading

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Bodj Party

When Bodj first got into political parties, it was because he was interested in the parties, not the politics. The Conservatives seemed like the obvious group to join, because the had the best party’s.. The Bullingdon club was the booziest … Continue reading

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Bodj’s New Year Revolution

Prime Minister Bodj has had a hard time of it in the last two Coronapop years. After his great success with Brexit he has slowly slipped down the popularity polls. An ungrateful electorate has lost him two bi-elections and the … Continue reading

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Bodj ⚡️Power⚡️

What with all the fuss about Coronapop , people are forgetting about the advancing threat of climate change. Yet days ago we had week long power outages in Scotland. Luckily, our Great Leader, His Excellency, Prime Minister for-the-moment Bodj, is … Continue reading

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Bodj 🍔MacBoris🍔

Coronapop has morphed again, spoiling Bodj’s Plans for a happy Christmas. The new South African variant is really getting a hold and risks damaging Boris’s popularity. So he went on tele a made a bold, some say rash, promise to … Continue reading

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