In the run up to the local elections this week, it is obvious to everyone that the country is desperately short of money. Nonetheless all the politicians want to spend more and none of them have any real idea of where the extra cash is going to come from.
Only the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY has the answer. Tax. TAX. TAX.
Rachael Rivet made a start down this road, with freezing tax allowances and adding a bit more tax here and there, but it was far too timid.
We all need to cut down our carbon emissions, if we are serious about getting to nett zero. So, a Breathing Tax would be a good start. Every breath you take could be monitored with an Apple Watch and the tax sent directly to the Government at the end of each day, from your bank account, or it will be deducted from your welfare benefits, or your pension.
In order to maximise the tax take, the NHS exercise guidelines would be increased to 20,000 steps a day.
Next we ought to have a Water Tax. Again the NHS now recommends that everyone should drink at least three litres daily. Every gulp of this precious resource will cost you 10p. And then when you pee, that’s another 10p. A new sort of input/ output tax.
Sitting on park benches is another privilege everyone takes for granted. But it has to be paid for somehow. So a new Sitting in public Tax will be introduced. Say, a £1 an hour or part of an hour. Sleeping on the bench will cost more.
There could be a lot more taxes to come.
BUT, WE WONT PUT ANY OF THIS IN OUR MANIFESTO, BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD VOTE FOR IT.
Shush, we will keep it as a nice surprise, after we have been elected🤡
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Oh Dear? The LLLP as it sees the future of our UK Nation, in this world of our today, Causes me to wonder what is the UK Politicians or are the UK Parliament, all parties thinking off?
Basically to live as I see things One has to live/reside, then eat, and this to me takes me back to our anchestors, where we lived in a cave, for ones family to live in, then go out farming/cultivating and harvesting/ hunting to provide food to Survive! or trading with other nations.
One cannot survive life as a isolated person, unless one becomes a hermit, and lives under a tree/bush, and feeds off the countryside. No luxureries, or basic comforts.
Can we if we TAX all aspects of life, how does a group of people/ society exist one as a thinking person I believe needs the support of one neighbour to provide the securuty and stability? WE all have to contribute, and while paying taxes is a costs shared by all of us? WE AS A SOCIETYhave to work out were are our TAXABLE attributes, and there again, to have a nation we need RESPECT and CONSIDERATION, and ABILTY to share our common assests. We cannot have a society of those with all the assets/Moneies/ Land/ armaments to defend those assets, with out involving each of us as citizens to be responsible and come to a form/politically acceptable solution to all concerned.
ONE PROBLEM with the UK today is the aging society, where the nations average age of our citizens is nearer the late 60;s where one has worked for one future, and the actual future in reality may be, one where the younger generation of various lifestyle beliefs, become selfish and while the younger generation may be from lifestyles of various beliefs and IDEALS of a good life. At the age of 83 I just wonder what my future is going to be? TAXES are and have been a duty: However exessive Taxation means I may be taxed out of my savings, and unable to pay for the cost of living on a daily basis, or if I need it health support to survive until my last days. It is an emotional subject and very worrying, as I have as a previously working person, paid the TAXES as enforced during my working life in a responsible manner, and I cannot understand the CURRENT POLITICAL VIEW POINT OF TAXES and how levied? The taxes must be shared and paid equally by all of the UK working Popuation and then for luxuries by all and everyone of us as citizens if the NATION, IT IS NOT AN EASY SOLUTION, and TAXES while necessary, must ensure the defence and freedom OF THE UK NATION In GENERAL, NOT JUST ONE POLITICAL VIEW POINT!!!!!
Never mind the physical taxes, and what not and what to do? I ask you all politely this atricle opens up all sorts of doors! and I just wonder like the Long lost loonie party LLLP are we in fact with all the modern idiums and life style just ;;TAXING THE MIND’? and all those thoughts it may proke each one of us to think about?
YIPPEE we all ragamuffins and loonies? KEEP US GOING DEAR JOHN AND COCOA- WOOF WOOF!!!!!