Following on from my previous post we now have a few 16, 17 and 18 year old MP’s and will have their chance to be Prime Minister for One Day.

Here are some of the novel ideas they would like to be voted on :-

• Skool 4 One Day. Based on the fact that young people all have smart phones or tablets, there is no need to learn ‘times tables’ and they don’t learn rithmatic. It’s all done by Siri. Nor do they have to bother with spelling. The four days a week saved in teacher’s salary will more than cover their redundancy pay🤡
• Mental Elf. The older MP’s could clearly see that the new young MP’s quickly got bored with long all day debates. Indeed they generally had the attention span of a gnat. So one proposal was that speeches be limited to 140 words, with no interruptions, followed by a vote. It was also decided that they must have ADHD and each would be provided with a personal Mental Elf worker to keep them focussed and stop them playing video games on their phones. Although, most of the older MP’s seem to be on their phones when they are on the back benches.
• Spanish Lifetime Holidays. We need more houses for young people and lots of older people under occupy their homes. So pensioners will be offered a £100,000 Deportation Allowance if they agree to move to Spain. They will get free transport on redirected rubber dinghies. It won’t be compulsory, but scrapping the triple lock on pensions will be an added incentive. The resulting saving will more than pay for the Deportation Allowances.