Following on from my last blog, this is what happened when the village residents returned from their Rwanda safari.

The residents were all treated as celebrities for having “done their bit” for the Nation. They allowed the Government to save a fortune putting up migrants in hotels. A TV programme was now scheduled to be made about their exploits with 🦁lions and 🦏rhinos for which they would receive a multi-million pound fee, on top of the £20,800 rent they are due for letting their flat for a year.

Next they were signed up by a public relations promoter and residents started to appear in adverts on the TV selling holidays abroad … and cheap flights …. and energy drinks ….. and Reebok trainers. Several were asked to go into the jungle with Ant and Dec on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”. One lucky couple were signed up for “Strictly come dancing”.

At last all the ExtraCare residents were to have their well deserved……15 minutes of fame😃