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LLLP Manifesto 2027.

Just in case there is a sudden snap election next spring, the Last Laugh Looney Party decided to draw up its manifesto for the next five years. Of course it will be all fully costed and fair to simply everyone. … Continue reading →

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LLLP Party Conference.

Everyone else has been having their annual break from Westminster at their party jamboree where they make platitudinous speeches and endless false promises. So not to be out done, the Last Laugh Looney Party decided to have one too. Promises … Continue reading →

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LLLP Flash Mob 2

Following the success of the Euston flash mob, when thousands turned up to protest about the railways. Nothing really changed, which was a bit disappointing. It just shows how much today’s politicians are disregarding the wishes of the people. So … Continue reading →

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Flash Mob 2

Following the startling success of the Last Laugh Loony Party’s publicity stunt about rail transport, they decided to try another flash mob protest. This time an issue particularly relevant to older people – SMALL PRINT.

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Flash Mob LLLP

The Last Laugh Loony Party is loosing some of its appeal. Increasingly, the other parties are stealing its clothes in an attempt to recapture its former supporters. At one level it’s a tribute to the LLLP that their policies are … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Party.

The LLLP has all but disappeared. It’s looney members are popping up everywhere else. Promising everything at no cost, except to billionaires. Welfare benefits on demand. Pension triple lock, locked forever. Free care for the disabled and elderly. We are … Continue reading →

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Chagos Solution.

Mr Stammer is soon to be an Ex Prime Minister so we will be out of the frying pan and then quickly into Andy “Pants-on-fire” Burnum. But the good news is Andy has a few weeks to come up with … Continue reading →

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Tax Everything.

In the run up to the local elections this week, it is obvious to everyone that the country is desperately short of money. Nonetheless all the politicians want to spend more and none of them have any real idea of … Continue reading →

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Ayatollah Tramp

President Tramp has been digging himself into a big pothole in the Middle East. It’s the pothole to beat all potholes. Probably the biggest pothole in the world. Now he has asked the Last Laugh Looney Party to come up … Continue reading →

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LLLP Rescues Tramp.

President Tramp has got himself and everyone else in a bit of hot water in the Straight’s of Horsemoose. Apparently the mullahs in Iran didn’t like him dropping bombs on them and sinking their navy. Oh and assassinating half of … Continue reading →

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