Everyone else has been having their annual break from Westminster at their party jamboree where they make platitudinous speeches and endless false promises.

So not to be out done, the Last Laugh Looney Party decided to have one too.

Promises to keep :-

• Not to take politicians promises too seriously..
• Find a smile in all their bluster.
• Believe the best in real people.
• Acknowledge the wisdom of most older people.
• Remember Westminster is a bubble.

Promises not to keep :-

• Taking yourself too seriously.