Category Archives: SMILES

Andy Power !

Posted on September 2, 2026 by john graham

At last Andy “pants-on-fire” Burnam can finally say “I HAVE THE POWER”. A childhood memory of He Man from his past. Back in Parliament- the seat of Power – it’s Andy’s time to save the world …… or at least … Continue reading →

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🌸Garden Turnaround🌺

Posted on August 27, 2026 by john graham

It’s been far too hot to do much in the garden lately. Not to worry because nothings been growing. In fact everything has been drying and dying. No rain for months and hosepipe bans. Now a thunderous change, down comes … Continue reading →

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Flash Mob LLLP

Posted on August 9, 2026 by john graham

The Last Laugh Loony Party is loosing some of its appeal. Increasingly, the other parties are stealing its clothes in an attempt to recapture its former supporters. At one level it’s a tribute to the LLLP that their policies are … Continue reading →

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Stay on the bus all day 2

Posted on August 5, 2026 by john graham

You wait for ages for one. And then two come along at once ! Buses that is. Thanks to Andy “Pants on fire”. Bus trips are the new national recreation. Leisurely days out for the elderly. Gets you out of … Continue reading →

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Stay on the bus all day.

Posted on August 3, 2026 by john graham
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Last Laugh Looney Party.

Posted on August 2, 2026 by john graham

The LLLP has all but disappeared. It’s looney members are popping up everywhere else. Promising everything at no cost, except to billionaires. Welfare benefits on demand. Pension triple lock, locked forever. Free care for the disabled and elderly. We are … Continue reading →

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🌈Rainbows End🌈

Posted on July 29, 2026 by john graham

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” was a phrase used to refer to politicians trying to conceal their true motives. Never more needed than now, if you want to fleece a load of old people. It is just … Continue reading →

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Where’s the money ?

Posted on July 26, 2026 by john graham

That’s the first question every journalist asks Andy “Pants-on-fire” every time he wants to dish out a little vote wlnner :- “STOP GIVING ME THOSE NEGATIVE WAVES MORIARTY” Just as Sargent Oddball often said in Kelly’s Heroes. It can’t come … Continue reading →

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Let’s Hope.

Posted on July 22, 2026 by john graham

Skier has gone with his tail between his legs. Unappreciated for all the great things he has done as PM. Maybe we will see him doing U-turns on Strictly next? Or perhaps “I’m not a celebrity, get me out of … Continue reading →

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Andy Pangolin

Posted on July 5, 2026 by john graham

Andy “pants-on-fire” Burnum has gone to ground. Not a sound. He doesn’t answer questions. He is keeping low, before his coronation as our new Prime Minister. Is he a bird ? Is he a bee? No he is a TWISTER … Continue reading →

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