Category Archives: SMILES

Prime Minister for the Day🤡

Every politician aspires to be Prime Minister one day. So in this period of uncertainty, why not let them all have a go? 🤡PRIME MINISTER FOR ONE DAY🤡 There are 402 Labour MP’s, so in just over 13 months they … Continue reading

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Tax Everything.

In the run up to the local elections this week, it is obvious to everyone that the country is desperately short of money. Nonetheless all the politicians want to spend more and none of them have any real idea of … Continue reading

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Clout Casting.

“Don’t cast a clout ‘till May is out” is something I can remember from my childhood days. The word “clout” means clothing. I must admit that my thermal vest, my fleece lined shirt and my woolly jumper are already making … Continue reading

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Discombobulated?

A word I’d never come across a few years ago, but now seems an ever present description of our current state. Confused, bewildered, perplexed are all more readily understood alternative descriptions. Life and the world seemed simpler in years past. … Continue reading

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Garden Wonder?

I wonder if my garden resembles the world? Certainly there were lots of surprises this spring, no thanks to Presidents Pushoff and Tramp. WEEDS arrive without an invitation. Russian troops in Ukraine American bombs out of nowhere for Iran. No … Continue reading

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Apple Blossom Time.

A second world war time song, before my time, but still in my memory, when my own apple trees begin to bloom. Perhaps not so happy if sung by Presidents Pushkin or Tramp. This is my Bramley apple tree just … Continue reading

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Good News Garden.

Recently the news seems to be relentlessly bad. Day after day. Issue after issue. It’s almost never ending. It drags you down with it, if you are not careful. 🌻🌸But not in the garden🌺🌷 The garden news always contains some … Continue reading

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Tulip Time

There was a time when tulips made the economy boom. Sadly it’s not so simple these days. Now they just bloom not boom. Just a glimpse of showy colour. Or a flash of white. Or maybe both. Or the rarest … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Tramp

President Tramp has been digging himself into a big pothole in the Middle East. It’s the pothole to beat all potholes. Probably the biggest pothole in the world. Now he has asked the Last Laugh Looney Party to come up … Continue reading

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LLLP Rescues Tramp.

President Tramp has got himself and everyone else in a bit of hot water in the Straight’s of Horsemoose. Apparently the mullahs in Iran didn’t like him dropping bombs on them and sinking their navy. Oh and assassinating half of … Continue reading

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