Category Archives: SMILES

Andy Pangolin

Posted on July 5, 2026 by john graham

Andy “pants-on-fire” Burnum has gone to ground. Not a sound. He doesn’t answer questions. He is keeping low, before his coronation as our new Prime Minister. Is he a bird ? Is he a bee? No he is a TWISTER … Continue reading →

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Chagos Solution.

Posted on June 28, 2026 by john graham

Mr Stammer is soon to be an Ex Prime Minister so we will be out of the frying pan and then quickly into Andy “Pants-on-fire” Burnum. But the good news is Andy has a few weeks to come up with … Continue reading →

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White Out!

Posted on June 24, 2026 by john graham

The Government and the garden are all out of kilter. Just as we pass mid-summers day, temperatures are reaching their hottest ever. Tempers are fraying and Prime Minister Stammer is frying and he has been outed unceremoniously. Stammer has had … Continue reading →

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🌺Flower Power🌺

Posted on June 10, 2026 by john graham

Summer is officially here, although you wouldn’t know it from the weather. It can’t make its mind up from one day to the next. Rain, hail, thunder and sunshine. The good news is that the flowers don’t care, they continue … Continue reading →

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Young One Day Politicians🤡

Posted on May 31, 2026 by john graham

Following on from my previous post we now have a few 16, 17 and 18 year old MP’s and will have their chance to be Prime Minister for One Day. Here are some of the novel ideas they would like … Continue reading →

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One Day Politicians 3

Posted on May 27, 2026 by john graham

Following on from the early success of our One Day Politicians ideas, it was decided that all MP’s should be able to bring forward good ideas. Under the same rules as before :- MP’s whose ideas are accepted will be … Continue reading →

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One Day Politicians 2

Posted on May 24, 2026 by john graham

Following on from my last post, there are another group of civil servants in need of radical reform. 🤡The Prison System🤡 The civil servants working there have been letting prisoners out accidentally and those they manage to keep in are … Continue reading →

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One Day Politicians

Posted on May 20, 2026 by john graham

Following on from my last post, some of the ideas proffered by the One Day Prime Ministers really found favour amongst their colleagues. The easy proposal voted through with a record majority, was to Freeze civil servants pay. Who could … Continue reading →

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Prime Minister for the Day🤡

Posted on May 17, 2026 by john graham

Every politician aspires to be Prime Minister one day. So in this period of uncertainty, why not let them all have a go? 🤡PRIME MINISTER FOR ONE DAY🤡 There are 402 Labour MP’s, so in just over 13 months they … Continue reading →

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Tax Everything.

Posted on May 6, 2026 by john graham

In the run up to the local elections this week, it is obvious to everyone that the country is desperately short of money. Nonetheless all the politicians want to spend more and none of them have any real idea of … Continue reading →

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