One Day Politicians

Following on from my last post, some of the ideas proffered by the One Day Prime Ministers really found favour amongst their colleagues.

The easy proposal voted through with a record majority, was to Freeze civil servants pay. Who could possibly disagree with that ?

There were as expected, predictable consequences. An almost immediate ‘work to rule’. When that didn’t work the trade union leaders called for a ‘go slow’, but sadly, nobody noticed any difference. So finally they mandated an ‘all out strike’.

Over 500,000 civil servants didn’t turn up for work, although most of them ‘work from home’, so once again nobody noticed any difference. The good news was that the country was saving a fortune🤡

There were also some unforseen consequences :-

  • The border force officers stopped working on passport controls, so foreign visitors could just walk into the country unchallenged.
  • That instantly scuppered the boats crossing the Channel; something successive governments had been trying to do for years.
  • We were also able to stop paying the £600 million bung to the French police for not stopping illegal immigration.
  • 🤡QUITE A HAPPY OUTCOME🤡

There will be more consequences in the next post, which maybe even more radical.

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1 Response to One Day Politicians

  1. Ah! Humbug! what a ‘SHANANAKINS’ Complete chaos within Parliament and the nation of the UK!

    One question do we all amongs all this tooing and frowing have he pennies for ourselves to go on holiday this summer? Plus where do we go? Maybe in a UK Caravan park site, a hotel, or camping in the dales and hills? Maybe we have money in our pockets and can take the chance of our booking to the eastern mediteranean, or see fanily in South Africa and Australia and New Zealand, or a trip to Thialand maybe paying air fare via the USA because of the unertainy in the Arabian Gulf, It is all to play For?

    I am rabbitting on, however I do trust that the UK Holiday resorts are not overbooked and over charging.

    I am looking down cast and hopeful of a peaceful solution to the worlds political affairs, a led by the RT, Honourable Trump. ONE shot in the dark is the Carribein safe and secure? I just wonder? Dream on Brear Rabbit things may settle down.

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