Every politician aspires to be Prime Minister one day. So in this period of uncertainty, why not let them all have a go?

🤡PRIME MINISTER FOR ONE DAY🤡

There are 402 Labour MP’s, so in just over 13 months they could all have a shot at it. Then after this ‘trial’ we could appoint a winner from the one who had achieved the most in their day at the top.

Each one would have to pick an idea and get it through a vote in the House of Commons. The key rule would be that their proposal can’t cost anything. Saving money would be a big bonus.

It’s more than likely that many of the proposals would not get through and that little would be achieved in this trial year. So no real change at all.

But you never know. A genius hidden on the back benches may come up with a radical idea that no-one had been bold enough to suggest like :-

• Switching to Parliament working one day a week and the rest of the time MP’s Working From Home.
• Selling off all the Government’s chauffeur driven limousines, issue MP’s with bus passes since they are so keen on public transport.
• Strapping solar panels on the backs of all MP’s to give them more power.
• Moving the retirement age to 100, thereby saving on the state pension and the winter fuel allowance.
• Shortening school terms to only 4 weeks, so that our hard-working teachers can have more time off.
• Making junior doctors automatically into senior doctors and giving them £100,000 a year providing they treat some patients.
• Nationalising everything without compensation and locking up the previous owners / shareholders / profiteers.
• Privatise the NHS and sell off all the hospitals to pay down the National Debt.
• Sell all Government buildings now that all civil servants are Working from Home.
• Make a virtue of potholes. Drill baby drill all potholes down to I mile deep to see if we can find oil / gas / rare earth minerals. Funded with Pothole Bonds.
• Freeze all civil servants pay until 2030 and remove ‘London weighting allowances‘ for those working from home. This will probably cause them all to strike, which will save even more money. And we probably won’t notice any reduction in productivity.

🤡NOT A BAD START🤡