Tag Archives: smiles

It’s Curtains 4 U.

Posted on September 23, 2026 by john graham

For some peculiar reason, I woke up this morning with curtains in my head. I had been dreaming about buying some for a lady in her new flat in a retirement village. Curtains can be an expensive item when you … Continue reading →

Posted in SMILES | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Smiling Tarriffs🤡

Posted on March 26, 2025 by john graham

Now that the UK has become the First State of the American Empire, Emperor Tramp has declared that we will be beautifully tariff free. There will be no import taxes or export taxes between Britain and the USA. Sir Keyer … Continue reading →

Posted in SMILES | Tagged , | 1 Comment

LLLP – Creativity & Innovation.

Posted on March 12, 2025 by john graham

Following on from the last three posts, which were designed to bring back smiles to everybody’s faces. The next Smile Step is set up a robust system enable people to enjoy life in a fair and humble way. That used … Continue reading →

Posted in SMILES | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Avago Greenland solution

Posted on January 30, 2025 by john graham

The Deputy Prime Minister, Angie Raindeer is one of the few success stories in our Labour government with her innovative application of AI to solving some of the country’s biggest problems. So Sir Keyer has asked Angie to Avago at … Continue reading →

Tagged | 3 Comments

Avago Init – Speedy Housing.

Posted on January 26, 2025 by john graham

Deputy Prime Minister Angie Raindeer is flush with the success of her new planning reforms; which with AI automatic approval you can build anywhere. So next she has to turn her attention to how she can build 1.5 million homes … Continue reading →

Tagged , | 3 Comments

Spying Washing Machine ?

Posted on December 18, 2024 by john graham

I know you can’t believe everything you read in the Daily Mail, but there have been some worrying stories recently about spying by foreign countries. How do you spot a spy? Who knows? That’s the whole idea of spying😈 Chinese … Continue reading →

Tagged | 4 Comments

Smiling Inquiries 🤡

Posted on July 28, 2024 by john graham

The only general conclusions you can draw from all the Public Inquiries I have been blogging about in the last few weeks are that their conclusions don’t conclude very much :- They make recommendations that are rarely followed through. They … Continue reading →

Tagged | 4 Comments

New Defence Strategy

Posted on July 7, 2024 by john graham

On July 2nd front page headlines in the Daily Mail proclaimed “Britain’s forces not ready for ‘ conflict of any scale’” It is a great way of telling your enemies that now is a good time to invade. It was … Continue reading →

Tagged , | 1 Comment

Still 😀 Hunting 🤡 Smiles 😀

Posted on February 2, 2024 by john graham

Don’t start with Google, it just led me to people with guns shooting animals … and a whole load of dentists promising to improve your teeth. Not a good start ☹️ What ever happened to comedians 🤡?

Tagged | 1 Comment

Smile😀Hunting🤡

Posted on February 1, 2024 by john graham

There are too many opportunities to GRUMBLE around. In every direction there’s a Ukraine or a Gaza being blown up. Relentless enquiries into Covid or the Post Office drag on for years. Winter is full of cold weather warnings and … Continue reading →

Tagged , | 2 Comments