Category Archives: SMILES

Stay on the bus all day 2

You wait for ages for one. And then two come along at once ! Buses that is. Thanks to Andy “Pants on fire”. Bus trips are the new national recreation. Leisurely days out for the elderly. Gets you out of … Continue reading →

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Stay on the bus all day.

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Last Laugh Looney Party.

The LLLP has all but disappeared. It’s looney members are popping up everywhere else. Promising everything at no cost, except to billionaires. Welfare benefits on demand. Pension triple lock, locked forever. Free care for the disabled and elderly. We are … Continue reading →

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🌈Rainbows End🌈

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” was a phrase used to refer to politicians trying to conceal their true motives. Never more needed than now, if you want to fleece a load of old people. It is just … Continue reading →

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Where’s the money ?

That’s the first question every journalist asks Andy “Pants-on-fire” every time he wants to dish out a little vote wlnner :- Housing the homeless. Where’s the money ? Cheaper £2.00 bus fares. Where’s the money ? Lower business rates for … Continue reading →

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Let’s Hope.

Skier has gone with his tail between his legs. Unappreciated for all the great things he has done as PM. Maybe we will see him doing U-turns on Strictly next? Or perhaps “I’m not a celebrity, get me out of … Continue reading →

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Andy Pangolin

Andy “pants-on-fire” Burnum has gone to ground. Not a sound. He doesn’t answer questions. He is keeping low, before his coronation as our new Prime Minister. Is he a bird ? Is he a bee? No he is a TWISTER … Continue reading →

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Chagos Solution.

Mr Stammer is soon to be an Ex Prime Minister so we will be out of the frying pan and then quickly into Andy “Pants-on-fire” Burnum. But the good news is Andy has a few weeks to come up with … Continue reading →

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White Out!

The Government and the garden are all out of kilter. Just as we pass mid-summers day, temperatures are reaching their hottest ever. Tempers are fraying and Prime Minister Stammer is frying and he has been outed unceremoniously. Stammer has had … Continue reading →

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🌺Flower Power🌺

Summer is officially here, although you wouldn’t know it from the weather. It can’t make its mind up from one day to the next. Rain, hail, thunder and sunshine. The good news is that the flowers don’t care, they continue … Continue reading →

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