Where’s the money ?

That’s the first question every journalist asks Andy “Pants-on-fire” every time he wants to dish out a little vote wlnner :-

  • Housing the homeless. Where’s the money ?
  • Cheaper £2.00 bus fares. Where’s the money ?
  • Lower business rates for pubs. Where’s the money ?
  • A new number 10 office in Manchester. Where’s the money ?
  • Free candy floss for all 16yearold labour voters. Where’s the money?
  • Free dental floss for all reform voters. Where’s the money

STOP GIVING ME THOSE NEGATIVE WAVES MORIARTY”

Just as Sargent Oddball often said in Kelly’s Heroes.

It can’t come from more borrowing. The barrow boys on the Bond market won’t like it.

Nor can it come from more taxes. The voters won’t like it.

Nor can we cut welfare benefits. The Labour left won’t vote for it.

Nor can we “drill baby drill” because Ed Millstone won’t like it.

We need a POT OF GOLD. Where’s the rainbow when you need it?

The answers obvious but nobody wants to be the first to mention it.

I will tell you in my next post.

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1 Response to Where’s the money ?

  1. well well! here we are talking in pennies, and that penny 1d you may need, or is it 20 P now with a wish to drop a bomb? Or Two. I am confused.

    Please when we flush the LOO with clean water, we should leave it feash for the next person! Yes? Howere ANDY BURNHAM is camping in the wild and digging holes so he can bury his treaures [stink bombs], or is he just passing water, so he does not fill his pants with a ;Glorified stain and stink?

    WEE all need guidance, and I thought mr ANDY BURNHAM was full of ‘NORTHERN Itegrity’ and shaking the labour party into shape to talk sense, and make sense, for the every day person in the UK?

    I seriously look forward to employment/work conditions so the workers all grades- besides the money lenders, can live and look after their families. Then we have thw immigration population, are they all now UK Nationals earning a living, or surviving on governement hand outs, -so they can suppoert themselves and maybe their families in the countries of origin-[sending cash Home] I just wonder.

    Besides ANDY Burnhan and the Labour Party, I am anticipating within parliamwnt a little more of how the Nation UK solves its current political/economic and defence problems, with the courage that should the #Labour Party# pinch the ideas, they the other parties have the strenght to be truthful, and suggest how they may lead the UK, and back their ideas for the next parliamwnt, and forclose on the current ANDY BURNHAM swagger party OF Just words, but no deeds.

    Please come forward! do we wish to elect the LONG LOST LOONIE Party on a lot of fairy stories? I trust not.

    Am i talking ‘CRAP’ is it all in the POT waiting to be flushed down tothe sewage works??? I just wonder.

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