Skier has gone with his tail between his legs.

Unappreciated for all the great things he has done as PM.

Maybe we will see him doing U-turns on Strictly next?

Or perhaps “I’m not a celebrity, get me out of here” ?

Next up we have Andy Pants-on-fire Burnum.

Stocking up a new cabinet of greasy pole climbers.

All promising to bring us “HOPE”.

Or is it “Dope on a rope” ?

Maybe Andy is a pangolin after all.