Mr Stammer is soon to be an Ex Prime Minister so we will be out of the frying pan and then quickly into Andy “Pants-on-fire” Burnum.

But the good news is Andy has a few weeks to come up with all the answers to all our problems, without any more money and all the talents of the existing team of MP’s. Should be a breeze🤡

His first big idea is to use the Chagos Islands as an immigration assessment centre for all new and recently arrived immigrants. It will be just like a holiday, living in tents on the beach. Free coconuts and all the fish you can catch.

The Border Force civil servants will set up a processing office with three staff, although of course they will be ‘working from home’ in the UK.

They should be able to assess at least three a week, which means the initial cohort of 900,000 will be completed in less than 3,000 years. Of course some may not want to wait that long and they will be free to go anywhere other than the UK.