- Firstly, the Governments and the Civil Service don’t really want you to know how little they are achieving, nor how much they are spending doing it.
Their Annual Reports are late, full of waffle, trite and devoid of any measurable way of holding them to account.
- £ Billions can be saved, but only with an LLLP radical approach.
- We need to rethink the role and structure of an overgrown state. I sound like Dominic Cummings 🤡
- Power is too centralised, but at the same time it is emaciated by an largely ineffective bureaucratic Civil Service.
- Democracy is too remote. Individual politicians need to be accountable to their constituents and their actions more directly linked to local needs.
- The State should be a safety net for everyone, but not burden us with red tape, or wrap us in cotton wool, or to stop us ever making mistakes. It’s attention should be on ….. SAFETY …… HEALTH …… EDUCATION.
- And not much else
So how would the Last Laugh Looney Party set about doing it ????
We would start by learning the lessons from the Coronapop period :-
- £ billions could be saved by taking a scythe to Government Departments. The tong in cheek review of their Annual Accounts showed how little they achieve. So whilst there would be howls of anguish, would we really miss all the civil servants and their posturing Ministers ?
- It would have to be done swiftly, so over-night Bodj would elevate all the Ministers to the peerage and made them Lords Without Portfolio.
- The following day Bodj would abolish the House Of Lords 🤡
- Then with the help of the LLLP in the next 24 hours Bodj would restructure his Government and appoint new Cabinet .
THE NEXT EPISODE WILL FOLLOW SHORTLY IN BODJ’S NEXT BROADCAST TO THE NATION.
In the meantime there are few things for Bodj to think about in his muddled up Coronapop head:-
WHY TAX PEOPLE ONLY TO GIVE THEM BACK THRIR MONEY LATER?
WHY DISINCENTIVE PEOPLE FROM WORKING TO PAY THEIR OWN WAY.
PRISONERS SHOULD WORK TO REPAY SOCIETY FOR THEIR CRIMES
PICK FRUIT AND VEG, RECYCLING WASTE. LITTER PICKING.
BRING BACK CONSCRIPTION EITHER IN THE FORCES ON IN VOLUNTARY WORK. EVERY ONE FOR TWO YEARS. THOSE WHO MISSED IT BEFORE SHOULD DO IT NOW POLITICIANS SHOULD DO THREE YEARS
TAX LOWERED TO 10 %
PAY TO SEE GP. FREE ON LINE CONSULTATIONS AND PAY TO VISIT A&E
UNEMPLOYED REQUIRED TO WORK