The Government has just started it’s enquiry into the Covid outbreak. Somewhat conveniently that’s three years after it started, which is just long enough for all politicians and key other people who were involved to have moved on. What’s more it is not going to report until 2028 or 2029 or maybe even 2039; which is long enough for all the lawyers to drag it out and earn large fortunes and for any guilty parties to have retired and escaped to Argentina.
So the Last Laugh Looney Party has decided to have a much quicker look at the evidence and draw its own conclusions. Based on “ lived experience “ and a lawyer-free enquiry (not that lawyers are ever free).
Where did it start ? Everybody agrees it started in China in 2020 or maybe 2019. In a place called Wuhan, which no-one had herd of but just happens to be where China has it main virology laboratory, although this is purely coincidence. Apparently it came from bats or pangolins who happened to be visiting Wuhan at the time and later were eaten by some rather unfortunate Chinese people. Then some of these infected bats must have flown over to Italy, because that is where Covid turned up next. After a short while, with free movement of people and bats, Covid spread rapidly throughout Europe. Luckily thanks to Brexit there was a short pause before it arrived in Britain.
What about the pandemic plan? Not a lot of people knew we had a plan for dealing with pandemics, which had been drawn up in 2016 and then put in a drawer and forgotten. So we just floundered about in the dark hoping the bats would go away.
Follow the science ? That became the new mantra, because scientists had all sorts of great ideas about dealing with infection that no-one had ever thought of before, like:- “Wash your hands”; “ Wash your face”; and “ 2 metre space”. That’s when we ran out of soap! Unfortunately it didn’t work, so we had to solock down, stay at home, and close schools; unless you were a politician in which case you had to work incredibly hard 24/7 and only have parties on Friday’s or any other day when someone had a birthday.
To mask or not to mask? Seemed like a good idea, except there weren’t enough to go around. Same issue with PPE, ( only if you knew what PPE stood for). Apparently we did have a warehouse full of PPE in Scotland, but it only had one door so it took months to get it all out. Next came “test and trace”, sadly to start with we didn’t have any tests and were not able to trace anybody. All a bit of three steps forward four steps back.
So the LLLP’s interim report on phase 1 of the pandemic is:-
WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE WERE DOING !
BATS 1. GOVERNMENT 0.
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Bats in the belfry??? am I going mad, or are the LLLP in power now?? The short critic above states in all started in CHINA- maybe- with alledged an Escape of a contagious virus. But then who knows its all a lot of mind games, whether we are talking international politics or the power and the throne at Westminster {God Save The King}, and the rest of the herberts in the theatre of power! It is a pantomime to me? what will be the reality of the 2024 UK general election? Should the Long Lost LOONey Party put forward candidates for a seat in some of the rotten borough’s, I ask you all with respect!!!!
As for a review on the standing of the law and its interpretation, by some of the legal eagles of the uk and international laws-crossing boarders as a boat person, make me weep, and a very cross irritated UK tax payer, to who is who? and who or whom are being treated with honesty and fairness??
Now then then Politicians of the day, originally al RT. Hon Members of Parliament, but where are they now? we have the dishi RISHI, after the cross and frustrated Lizzy truss trying to hold things in, and then the ‘Godfathers’ of all story tellers and maybe ‘Blasphemer’s” and yet to be anointed a Lord BORIS!!!! He is still in the playground stating his rational of he is misunderstood???? AHHH!!!
AS for corvid, the epidemic and the alleged report, I suspect it is like the modern toilet roll, made of thinner paper, contains less number of sheets per roll, and cost 20p more -[to visit the loo in a public toilet, not the old 1d penny], It all excreta and a load of ‘shonet’.
BY THE WAY a visit to the loo is a daily event, so I do not know how many days, years I may have to wait before I can pull off the nail on the door of my netty my scraps of newsprint telling me the findings of the official Corvid Report. Until then good reading, do enjoy!!!!