The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY has been quietly storing up a nest egg of funds in advance of the upcoming General Election. Secretly but in plain sight, they installed a party member at the top of one of Britains wealthiest companies. His name is Mr. Looney and he is the CEO of British Petroleum. The next step was to persuade Prime Minister Riski to grant BP a license to drill for oil at its Rosebud field in the North Sea. This he did as part of his NetZeroPlusabit strategy.
Unfortunately Mr Looney had to be sent on long term sick leave when he became more interested in ladies than drilling for oil. So he has gone to Honolulu to look for oil in the Pacific.
In the meantime the LLLP has proposed nationalising BP, which is worth £90,000,000,000. This should go a long way towards paying off the national debt. The extra petrochemicals from the new Rosebud oil field will be sold cheaply to motorists who still have petrol and diesel cars until 2050.
The outcome of this simple strategy is that Riski will stay as Prime Minister until 2050. Mr. Stammer will remain in the shadows. Scotland will never want to be Independent now we have all that oil.
And we will all live happy ever after, until it gets too hot !
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this ragamuffin from the LLLP is in agreement with the LOoney comments above, and the remarks by the LLLP.
I am grateful to BP in my younger days! They took me on and trained me as a seagoing marine engineer, all that engineering experience, and while at sea all those different ports, and cultures. It was an excellent base training for my later career for a life time under the red duster, in the British marine industry. Great.
I just wonder with today sunday news and the great unrest in the middle east, and political stories from the USA?
The Rt, Hon Rishi Sunak MP Prime Minister, has his hands full seeing a way through for the UK. I ask politely besides the government advisors, what is the Prime Minister basic belief for the future of the UK? where we may have security and compassion with common sense for all our allies.
hello! yesterdays daily mail page 46 , the article on health, especially about women playing football in football boots designed for men? It stated the women [ladies= Laddies] were on their knees with aches and pains. It made me challenge my beliefs of why when the sex gender play the other genders sport amongst their own kind, challenge the thoughts and deeds of the opposite sex.
What are we coming too as a society? who do we bring up our children, and ask them to respect each other, and be considerate towards the opposite sex/gender, and if one plays to the rule of a gender in a game such as football: dominated by the male world, are they playing to the rules, and on grounds and with equipment {ball size/weight etc-goal mouth], or to their own rules.
How do we guide the younger generation both male and female to respect each others sports, and yet enjoy their spirit of freedom in expressing themselves as athletes. Answers on a post card please!!!
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