It’s the first King’s speech in Parliament today for 70 years. A great day for a great Last Laugh Looney Party idea. An idea to renew Riski’s chances of winning the next General Election and revive Bodj’s tarnished reputation.
There has been so much rubbish talked, ever since Coronapop began and when climate change started to dominate the headlines, that now there are piles of it everywhere. So the LLLP thought we should build a rubbish mountain out of the molehills of rubbish.
Riski immediately realised this could be his political salvation and that he needed a great orator to champion such a rubbish idea. Who better than his “new best friend”, a man who frequently speaks a lot of rubbish – Bodj.
The two great politicians were awash with rubbish ideas, the first of which was to build a world beating rubbish mountain in the Wash. The Wash is a muddy estuary in Norfolk, which is just a home for the birds and no voters.
Bodj thought this mountain had the potential to become the biggest rubbish mountain in the UK, …… or even Europe, …….or in time maybe the world. In fact he believes you could see it from the moon!
The ever practical Riski saw the savings that could be made in simplifying the collection of rubbish. No more sorting your rubbish into four different wheelie bins on your doorstep. A fleet of drones could collect your rubbish every week and overnight drop it off at the Wash. No more need for rubbish carts or bin men, which would save thousands of carbon footprint miles and many millions off Local Authority budgets.
This is definitely a rubbish idea if ever there was one and Bodj has agreed to do a weekly TV broadcast on the Countryfile programme now it has moved from talking about farming.
GrumbleSmiles 
well done
Whosthat
Well! Well! ! have reread the poetry above, and the comments, and I was interested in a broadcast on Anglia Television, Yesterday, concerning the Broadcast of the ‘’THE PRIME Minister RT. Hon. Rishis SUNAK MP,’’ from I think it was a visit to MILTON Keynes University Hospital at the ‘Opening of a New WARD-Medical Centre’, and his closing comments with respect to his religious beliefs [I think HINDU? I am not sure?]
At this point I am confused, and ae at 80 years has caught up with me, and my promise as a Queen SCOUT- to do my duty to ‘GOD-Crown, and Country. Here I wonder where the United Kingdom is going in this 21st century. As a youngster I was reared and educated in the ‘Christian faith, the allegiance to the crown and country.
What with forefathers/parents in WW1 and WW2, and fighting for what they believed in, I am unsure of Rishi’s dream country as Prime Minister of the UK. I FEEL WE need a more educated understanding of the religious beliefs of our parliamentarians, and explanations of the very fractious thoughts and deeds some of the worlds religions can have? As a queen scout my promise was /is to god/crown/country based, and the belief in fellowship and understanding of all the scouting movements within this world of ours?? They would in different lands make different promise to their Gods/GOVERNMENT/ and country. I feel now we have a mixed parliament of various religious beliefs, within the UK, what is the common ground of what we are ‘’VOTING FOR’’ when we support our local MP, are there any ulterior motives of ruling dominance for shall we say a ‘REPUBLICAN Society???? Rather than a sovereign state.
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It’s the first King’s speech in Parliament today for 70 years. A great day for a great Last Laugh Looney Party idea. An idea to renew Riski’s chances of winning the next General Election and revive Bodj’s tarnished reputation.
There has been so much rubbish talked, ever since Coronapop began and when climate change started to dominate the headlines, that now there are piles of it everywhere. So the LLLP thought we should build a rubbish mountain out of the molehills of rubbish.
Riski immediately realised this could be his political salvation and that he needed a great orator to champion such a rubbish idea. Who better than his “new best friend”, a man who frequently speaks a lot of rubbish – Bodj.
The two great politicians were awash with rubbish ideas, the first of which was to build a world beating rubbish mountain in the Wash. The Wash is a muddy estuary in Norfolk, which is just a home for the birds and no voters.
Bodj thought this mountain had the potential to become the biggest rubbish mountain in the UK, …… or even Europe, …….or in time maybe the world. In fact he believes you could see it from the moon!
The ever practical Riski saw the savings that could be made in simplifying the collection of rubbish. No more sorting your rubbish into four different wheelie bins on your doorstep. A fleet of drones could collect your rubbish every week and overnight drop it off at the Wash. No more need for rubbish carts or bin men, which would save thousands of carbon footprint miles and many millions off Local Authority budgets.
This is definitely a rubbish idea if ever there was one and Bodj has agreed to do a weekly TV broadcast on the Countryfile programme now it has moved from talking about farming.