The day came for Bodj’s first broadcast to the Nation about his and Riski’s great rubbish idea. It was still early days and there hadn’t been a lot of progress yet, but Bodj wasn’t daunted, by all the criticism the idea had received.
The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds was most upset about the loss of the mudflats and nesting sites, particularly for the lesser spotted herons. Newts and otters and water vowels also had protesting societies winding up there campaigns. Bodj declared this was all just piffle and the rubbish would be a good source of food for the wild life. Although he was a bit worried that Carrie was up all night making protest placards in their lounge.
Still just before Strictly on prime time TV, Bodj began his comeback speech. No mention of the nesting birds, he began with the wonders of rubbish and how it could transform the finances of of a levelled up Britain. The most imaginative use of drone technology and a massive saving on the UK’s carbon footprint.
The first bags of rubbish had already been dropped and thousands more would follow every night from now on. Bodj expected a small foothill in the Wash by Christmas. Thereafter, an ever-growing mountain which should reach 4,000 feet high by 2027 and be higher than Ben Nevis shortly after. Bodj already had Mont Blanc in his sights by 2030.
It was a shame about the few tons of rubbish bags that were accidentally dropped on Washington by mistake, but Bodj explained that it was due to a spelling error in the drone computer system, probably put there by Russian hackers.
Then Bodj allowed his mind to wander into the endless future possibilities for tourism in Norfolk —- The worlds longest zip line; Snow capped ski runs; a Jodrill bank telescope. Even the journalists were cheering by this stage.
The entire population of Norfolk were less than delighted to be known as the rubbish capital of Europe and swore never to vote Conservative again. Riski was worried about that, but Bodj assured him that more votes would be won back in the red wall seats and metropolitan cities where the rubbish had been piling up on the streets. Of course this was due to the bin men always being on strike for more pay.
Only Bodj could inspire people with a talk about rubbish !
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Spherical objects plural, and a smile on ones fizzog! Just romanticising in the old comments attached to these ‘blogs’ It appears we the LLLP and John had many memories of politicians of the last few years, and king ‘BOJI’ appears to rule the roost, all though now he has fallen out of his nest, and we have a new ‘Bird’ on the stand?? But standing aloof and comments have to be addressed correctly! And politely? However ! The young man is in the den of thieves/vagabonds and misbehaviorents??? I just wonder is the House of discussions/ debate and actions, ready for this young man, who once dealt with our monies, and now requires us to offer our respect?
I just drift and dream and go back to my grandfathers house and the housekeeper on a Monday washing the ‘whites’ bleaching out the stains, and then passing everything through the mangle before hanging up on the cloths line in the garden to dry, and then putting a hot iron over it all, and then putting it in thee wardrobes and draws ready to wear, as we all appear ‘spic and span’ for school, work, or just going out into the world.
But hey! never mind ? what about Rishi, where does he go, what does he do? Does he go to the town of Ikley , Yorkshire and Ikley Moor?, Now then do you know the words to this little ditty, and that lead up to the last verse ‘ then we shall all have eaten thee’ I wish politics was that memorable? Its all in a name and actions, A man for all seasons is a ‘GOD’ ? But I gentle ask what off???
We must wait, and see??? By the way I am now going for a shower to brighten up my day, and cast my dirty clothes to the wash basket to be included in the weeks laundry? I wish I could do that with the political speeches emanating from Westminster at the moment? Maybe a dose of Persil washes whiter, or Daz to bedazzle ones whites, or LUX washed with love!!! AHHH!!
Nice one ! Glad to see you are still posting.
good lord, is there one, RISHI appointing a lord as foreign secretary? and his name is as a deity DAVID, and all the shuffle in the background, with a new ring master of the conservative party, who is leading NO 10, is it now a consortium, of many minds, and Rishi acting as the cafe manager, giving teas all round.
I hope they are all living up to the title of Right Honourable. Rishi running a teashop with many a soul, buying and selling what are his ideas??? Which ARE??? Is the circus master still in charge with his ideals on where or who finances the state of Great Britain.
Come back the Long Lost Looney Party, are we going forward or back a number of years in our thinking????
When it comes to talking rubbish, it’s a new world and the Last Laugh Looney Party is thr new party behind it all.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Am growing older, or more sensitive, How ever this last weekend ending 19th November, I feel as if christmas is coming early. and my black friday is not happy spending, but a scowl and a curse at business in general and the web/net? Where is the socialness camaraderie of christmas, without all these passings of cheques and money transactions so early in the christmas season. Bah! Humbug!! and all that Jazz????