Bodj’s Rubbish Mountain.

What started as a Bodj Great Idea is now being recognised as a World first. Possibly a candidate for a Nobel prize for innovation.

Bodj’s rubbish mountain has reached epic proportions. Mont Blanc is now just a foothill to the Norfolk Himalayas. Beyond the Wash, the rubbish has stretched far beyond the Dogger Bank and is approaching the Netherlands. It has become Bodj’s version of the reunification of Europe. Britain is now a nett importer of rubbish from all around the world.

There are a few unintended consequences to the new rubbish mountain. The first is that there is a bit of a smell from the decayed rubbish, but the good news is that the prevailing westerly winds mean that Europe gets all the aroma. A sort of Brexit dividend.

On a more positive note, the rubbish generates a lot of methane, which Bodj says can be harnessed as free power for Norwich and maybe even the whole of East Anglia. Boris plans to stand as an MP for Norwich at the next General Election.

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5 Responses to Bodj’s Rubbish Mountain.

  1. oh dear! what a way to go, ‘UP in smoke’, But hey never mind, BOJI is still around, issuing lots of BULL???
    Now where was I? Here in dreamland! Those power stations of old such as Battersea, Drax, and a few more, working alongside those incinerator Plants that were utilised to burn all our rubbish, and save land fill! Then never mind we had the celebrations of the 5th, November every year where we could commit a ‘GUY’ to the bonfire, one would or may suggest ‘Guy Fawkes’ But there again he was anti political, so to day with the ‘ROTTON’ Borough, situated in Westminster, we may be free to burn all of the parliamentarians, or just the lead figures, and those issuing words of confusion?
    Do we have a leader?? at Least we can throw snowballs at BOJI, and see his / our ideals melt before our eyes, as we wish for the summery vote of the ‘GREENS’ and all that planet saving ideals, bathed in sunlight and warmth!!! Never mind since creation of this planet, creation and now ‘Man’ has had to deal with the development of mankind??? Question?? ‘Are we all barmy’ or mad, and selfish??
    I suggest with respect our current Parliamentary Leader ‘ Rt. Hon RISHI SUNAK Esq. MP- Prime Minister, is enjoying his chairmanship of the Government? What his beliefs and personal polices are, is a question I cannot answer? He just encourages his minions to shoot from the HIP and see how the Voting public react, Not True leadership, just appeasement. This in not, for me, and If we celebrate NOV 5th next year, I will burn my ‘GUY’ with pleasure, having been able to vote for a true leader, and saved my soul from the devil, as I watch my ‘GUY’ go up in smoke, with all the rubbish, with realistic viewpoints of the seasons of the year, and how we as a society deal with them!!!! day by day.

  2. BOO! are we a Lord? or a Government official?? What is the answer, are we as citizens ok in this modern world on the run up to Christmas and Hogmanay Ok with the savings in ones personal ‘money box’.?
    The media today are reporting that the LORDS are telling the ‘Bank Of England’ they are lax in their control of inflation, within the UK, and the current interest rates on Monies for the UK Economy?
    It is the posh leading the posh, and there appears no one speaking for the general citizens of the UK, who may earn an honest living, raising a family, and servicing their debts for the current day to day living costs of housing, services and savings for that rainy day!!! All we have is a silent leadership in the parliament of today, Monies that the chosen few have, either as a leader of the government or as a government minister within the house of lords.
    Now I ask what is the advice to the Bank Of England? Or are the parliamentarians both in the HOUSE OF LORDS, and the COMMONS throwing ;Snowballs, that just melt, when the target is hit about the economy for the UK? and its interest rates, just so long as the rich get richer, and ‘snowballs’? to the general citizens of the UK Voting public??

  3. BODJ cannot keep quiet this weekend! He is busily spouting in saturdays daily mail, page 19. Wonderful! Well he quotes the inequalities of a woke society, and race colour in the crown, and then not finishing there, he quotes the relationship of the UK with Russia and the Ukranie, and still being black and white and religious, he pokes a polite finger at the middle east.
    All to read about, and not for the prejudice few, who may follow the narrow views of ‘WOKE’.
    As a nation within Europe the Uk requires to be fair minded, and respectful of the worlds nations and religions. Who we vote for, or believe in , I await a few positive comments from our national leaders, backed by the ideals and thoughts of our current Prime Minister.

  4. Watching the national ITV news tonight, monday 4 dec 2023, I was slightly memorised, by the subject based upon the subject of ‘WOKE’ and mental/mobility infirmity with coloured societies with in the UK coverage of the UK Broadcasters.
    The subject of the complaint was which ever society you cherish as an individual, they put the point forward that these groups of society have representatives in main line television, factual and drama programmes. I hesitate to support such ideas within main stream/main time broadcasts on the main channels. Should these chosen/selected societies feel uncared for or ignored, then why not a government broadcasting channel, sponsored by commercialism and tax relief dedicated to the production of these minority groups within the ‘WOKE’-mentally/mobility infirmity and coloured {All coloured’s including white] sites.
    I ask politely what is the majority of the British TV watching public in percentages, and age, Do we include the elderly in this ‘WOKE Society, and the other mentally/mobility infirmity, and coloured persons in this audience survey of who or whom watch television, for the ideals of the BBC/ITV-To be informed- entertained and educated???
    Answers on a post card please????

  5. to days daily mail saturday 9 Dec 2023, I was disappointed with the news as published today. However I found the article by Andrew Niel, Page 23 Interesting and thought provoking on GREEN ENERGY, and the cynicism of all the nations in this world. I got the feeling that Money was the root of evil, and to supply green energy was not an ideal, but a perverse argument to put money into the producers of Hydrocarbon Energy, without the research, or noble discussions to help the energy problems in non producing hydrocarbon countries, for the future of life on this planet.
    Nations to survive require to have food, shelter, and heat to either keep warm, or cool. Then we need a common world policy on how these objectives can be achieved within each nation. As an island nation we are vulnerable, and we have to live with the whole world and the problems of misuse of Hydrocarbon Gases, economically and socially.
    Andrew Niel did not answer the question, but raise the conversation to the next level, We as an independent nation have to influence Policies, but not at the danger of rendering our selves commercially and military defenceless.

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