No doubt 2004 will start with the continuation of the bad news that dominated the whole of 2023. No need to repeat the, who can forget them? Apart from the Coronation of course.
But, it can’t go on forever and on the horizon is a General Election. The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY is ecstatic, because all the existing political parties are in disarray. Their leaders are disliked by most people and nobody can believe a word of their promises. This leaves a wide open opportunity for someone with new ideas. Guess who?
The manifesto is already being worked on and early political candidates are being selected.
Unsurprisingly Bodj is the first one interviewed because he has instant crowd appeal and some daft ideas. He won’t be appointed as PM as he has already had a go and he has a criminal record for partying.
After his success on “ I’m a celebrity “, Nigel Farage will be offered the post of Minister for real ale. He will organise all the Friday night parties.
Gary Lineker has agreed to become Chief Tweeter for just £1,000,000 per tweet and a packet of crisps.
Here are their first thoughts for the LLLP manifesto :-
COCO proposes there are free treats everywhere dogs hang out —— and no waiting list for vet appointments.
NIGEL FARAGE suggests that VAT is removed from beer and English wine, but 100% VAT should be imposed on French wine until they stop the boat people coming across the Channel.
BODJ wants to see his name back in the headlines, so his idea is to give free Bodj electric cars to all pensioners.
GARY LINEACRE wants free walkers crisps at all football matches
The LLLP will put another vote catching idea in the next post.
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Woof woof, the WOOFER SOCIETY.
This is the LLLP appealing to the ‘WOOFER SOCIETY’ Not for the queerer members of society?
As the Scallywag members of the Last laugh Looney Party, I would vote at the next election, not for BODJ or Rishi to be ‘TOP DOG, but ‘COCO as TOP DOG,’ with lots of Common sense and not ‘Barking Up the wrong Tree’’!!!
It is wonderful, do we look forward to the year 2024, or back to the year 2004? just a typo error or is the LLLP dreaming of the past, and those happy memories of many a year ago. Politically, we in the UK have had Political Top DOGS! However, they have been all barking and lifting their legs upon the wrong tree? Many a tales of innuendo’s and misbehaviour for some.
Back to COCO, at least a walk in the park and social behaviour for us all to agree too, with Love respect and the show of friendship, for which COCO displays without the need for a vote on her/his behaviour.
we are back the .Ragamuffin Society’ of the LLLP
interesting in 2004 Rishi was in Canada counting other peoples money, and deciding what interest should be paid? A little different counting pennies to all those pounds when he was Chancellor of the Exchequer in later life? Or was IT? Now he is PM and leads the way in all policies financial and otherwise of the UK. He has a possion chalice currently as chairperson of the Conservative Party and as the Nations Prime Minister, !!! Power within Power, no need for explanations, one just blames ones ego?? Maybe.
There again BODJ in 2004 this gentleman was editor of the ‘Spectator’ and a publisher of papers that contained his ideas in the UK Press-Daily Telegraph. So later in his career BODJ was an expert in writing a story or 2!!
So both gentlemen both rt. honourable MP’s have a history in fairyland, maybe, Selling facts and figures.
So How does the LLLP stand up to scrutiny as critics of the political system as of present within the UK.
It is all a dogs tale-tail??? Plenty of ‘WAGGING’-talking.