A General Election is expected to be at the end of 2024, so the Last Laugh Looney Party is furiously working on its manifesto. It has to be better than ever before, because the LLLP is starting from zero. There again the other political parties are working their way down to zero and the electorate have no confidence in them keeping their promises.
The LLLP won’t say everything has been fully costed, because it hasn’t. In fact it will cost a lot, but you have to speculate to accumulate.
So here goes with a give-away budget openly designed to buy votes :-
- First :- state pensions will be increased to £20,000 a year for over 70’s and then doubled to £40,000 when people reach 80. Just as a big THANK YOU for all their hard work. Obviously this extra unexpected wealth will either be used to pay for carer support which will create more jobs; or older people will pass it on to the next generation ( or probably grandchildren ) which will cement family relationships.
- Second :- Banks can close as many branches as they like, ——-provided they offer a personalised home delivery service to every pensioner who lives more than a mile from a bank that is still open. A real person in a uniform and proof of identity and a smile, definitely not a robot. On second thoughts the uniform might be a security risk, so a big smile will do😀
- Thirdly :- GP’s can do video calls to all patients aged below 70, ——- provided they do home visits to all older people that are ill and take them a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates each time.
- Fourthly :- All prisoners will have to work instead of just sitting around in their cells all day and they won’t get a vote until they are released. This work program will be extended to include the long-term unemployed and asylum seekers. This free labour force should give a major boost to the economy and assist in rehabilitating offenders, shirkers and non-workers.
- Fifth :- the BBC licence fee will be doubled, except for pensioners who will get it for free. The additional income will ensure the LLLP get positive coverage in the run-up to the General Election and that Gary Lineaker can be paid even more.
THE BIGGER IDEAS ARE STILL TO COME AND WILL BE EVEN ————- L—-Oooo ——N ——-I——E——-R.
GrumbleSmiles 
we are here, the ‘Ragamuffins’ supporting our party The ”Last Laugh Looney Party” and these ideas, and manifesto promises are wonderful!!! Just what we desire.
I would propose we all adopt as our National Anthem: ”Ikley Moor BAHTAT< The first verse is easy! ''Where has thou been since I last saw thee=ON IKLEY Moor BAHTAT– afew more words the end of the verse Thou will ''catch thou death of cold''= The song then has a few verses of what happens to one, until the verse states ''WE shall all have eatten thee On Ikley Moor Bahtat' so be aware the LOONies are about, and about to gobble you all up.
As for Polices of the 'LLLP' we just keep rolling along, and along!!!! Roll on the general election, It will be like next Christmas all gifts, unless off course in November we have a GUY'S Bonfire and we burn all the election promises, and see them go up in smoke??? oh dear what a future for this year 2024.
However JOHN, MO, and COCOA all have a birthday so do I and Molly and all our families, so i wish us all the best, and I just smile at the mirror, as I trust the person I am admiring!!! HHEEE HEEE!!!
Now then my 5 mins with my hot cocoa drink, and thoughts in mind! When I read the passages that John has attached to this todays ‘BLOG’ sorry LLP Manifesto! I note we were in the 2019 year of excitement and general election.
The characters in Power? we still have one who was around and in the background, a tall dark handsome stranger from the RICHMOND, Yorkshire, namely ‘DISHI RISHI’ I just wonder what he proposes this time around?
I just wonder was his constituency wish for? Votes for the LLLP for instance? I just hope a little realism and common sense that outlives the general election, and that he as leader of the Conservative Party deliver, not What he wishes as Chairman of the Conservative Party, but realistically what is ‘GOOD for the Nation’ as the Prime Minister.
I trust he does not publish his manifesto on April the First before 1200 this year, all we will all cop It!! as FOOLS?? Maybe!!
RISHI DISHI a man with 2 jobs which responsibility does he adopt? and is he listening to his constituency wishes[3rd task], or are they pleased with the promises of maybe a slush fund??? Or should I say pocket money? What is the majority age of votes in his constituency, showing an average age of What?? Common sense and respect for others. AS LLLP member, RISHI DISHI do not for get the song as an adopted yorkshire man, ‘ON IKLY MOOR BAHTAT’, and the last verse.
Besides RSHI DISHI, discussing/debating problems in the house, we now have HRR Charles 111 and him and his family filling the media with illnesses and diagnosis, and the media going wild on the future of the crown, with a regent, and then its excommunication with the church? Where are we going as a nation? I wonder to the dogs???? WOOF WOOF!! Cocoa may make sense of it all. After all everyone in the HOUSE and then the Palace, appear to have lost their way????