This post follows on from the Last Laugh Looney Party launch of its Green Plan to turn off the country’s central heating. It was rushed a bit and there needs to be a few amendments to make it even more appealing.
- Firstly, Nigel Farage pointed out that we haven’t considered the boat people who are being put up in warm four star hotels. Obviously that wouldn’t be fair, so their central heating will be switched off as well. Maybe then they will consider Rwanda not such a bad option after all.
- Secondly, Bodj, as the LLLP MINISTER FOR GOOD NEWS, will announce that all other hotels can keep their heating on during the winter to boost the tourist trade. Provided they offer cheap, very cheap short breaks for pensioners.
- Thirdly, Coco, the LLLP MINISTER FOR DOGS, says if it’s going to be that cold, it must be compulsory for all the heated hotels to be open to dogs and offer them free treats.
- Fourthly, Gary Lineaker. Chief Tweeter, points out that although football pitches underground heating will be switched off and the pies will be cold, “ the crisps will be free”.
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Huff puff and blow.
Dear oh dear! We have Gary Lineker, by his middle name ‘WINSTON’ pronouncing the by election in Wellingborough that the doors are open, and are minds should be set, not in stone, straw, as we may consider who Is the political party for the general election 2024 later this year.
But wait we have 3 little piggies, who will huff and puff and blow ‘our house down’ that is the parliamentary house! YES??? WE Have a ‘Stammer’ a ‘DISHI’ and an ‘EDDY [ Side Current’] whilst not forgetting a green vote- a ‘Carla and an Adrian’= [If you do not speak wind you pass it]—HHEE HEE? Its all green but your, OR THEIR undIes are brown, maybe?
That 5 little ‘piggies’ from four parties, and we are helpless in our homes trying to keep warm, but never mind ‘Gary’ will keep us in touch with the fairy tales and gobbledegook of their party election speeches , all we as residents and citizens have to do, is wait and see what the Voters of Wellingborough select .
Wait the ‘Raggamuffins’ of The Last Laugh Looney Party have just had a thought? Inspired or not?? May be we should offer obtain our central heating Kilowatts by electricity/gas by a system similar to the National Lottery. WE register our weekly consumption of heating/cooking/washing Kilowatts for our house work on a known waiting list, sponsored by the National Lottery and RISHI and his political friends/opponents, and then the national lottery have a weekly drawn and disclose the lucky winners, who live and enjoy a life style one may dream of for a week.
Great then the rest of the other unlucky ones must buy another lottery ticket for the next draw, and wait expectantly for a lucky draw.
We pay no taxes, and have no heating/domestic cooking and washing bills, and Gary Linaker explains how the scheme if fair to all, and we spend excess cash on health, clothing and crafts such as knitting/ weaving blankets etc, and dressmaking to keep us all warm.
Half baked!! not quite just dreaming of winner the lottery with things that matter, when monies will not be able to provide everything that has a green ‘basis. other than weeds in the garden.
Eureka! I am a retired member of a professional trade union association, and amid their latest news letter they enlighten the members to a bill going through parliament which is considering the rights of the HMG and department to monitor individuals bank accounts when and if they receive a UK ‘STATE Pension’.
What is not clarified is that this requirement is in addition to a normal UK TAX RETURN’
It is ‘BIG BROTHER POLITICS’ and I do not understand its rational reason for its actions/investigations into personal finances/financial affairs.
Sunday 28 01 2024 Page 4 Sunday Mail. It is alleged that LOYDS Bank are removing the Mobile banking services that they run, and that the banking system will become total; WEB BASED and ‘ON LINE’? What a shambles. Now then the little piece above where the HMG are seeking to to interrogate personal bank accounts of those who ever receive a ‘STATE Pension’, I ask respectfully where are the safe guards to stop not only the snooping of HMG, but maybe a deliberate withdrawal from any any personal account??? ;Who is responsible the individual or the Government??? What are the HMG doing I ask you?
Who is responsible for that transaction and any personal debt involved?? The UK Nation. The thinking of the government is up the ‘POLE’ in more wats than one!!!!!