Rishi Rescue Plan ?

Another couple of disastrous by-election results . Two less Conservative MP’s and two more by-elections to come . Oh dear dear☹️

What’s more the turn out was only just over 30%. The voters are losing interest in voting. What’s to be done ??????

  • First of all don’t call a General Election any time soon.
  • Secondly try bit of bribery—- a box of chocolates when you vote —— or £10 if you can prove you voted Tory —— or £1,000 if you bring 10 friends to vote Tory and wave placards outside the polling station.
  • Bring back Bodj as Chief Rabble Rouser and give him freedom to promise the earth —- free school meals even if you don’t go to school —— free sick pay even if you are working from home or on holiday ——- champagne for office parties.
  • Now we will have to have to have some cut backs to pay for all the give-always —— HS2 will be cancelled altogether—- and since the train drivers are always on strike all the other trains will be cancelled as well.
  • We will also abandon the Rwanda Plan. Since everyone is working from home all offices will be used to house immigrants. They can assess their own applications for citizenship and save a load of money in lawyers fees.
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4 Responses to Rishi Rescue Plan ?

  1. Dear, oh dear! are we becoming the columnists for UK Politics’, with a ‘smile and a grumble’ I trust not?
    Just reviewing what has been quoted, and I do not know whether to comment about the beliefs of the UK Political Parties or the leaders and characters within the current political spectrum. all subjects and things to discuss are dismal thought over my breakfast??? Have you dear reader got any better and more interesting beliefs, thoughts?
    There are no persons I would chose as a leader, never mind as a prime minister, WE have bull shitters/pacifists/WOKERS/GREENS, no one willing to be an intelligent thought provoking leader in any of the parties, and as for the political parties they are ‘WHERE’ in the ‘LOONIE BIN’ hoping to be supported by pay outs and handouts from the ‘STATE’ and it is my/our money?? I have no wish for a dictatorship but I am freighted with the low turn outs at the polling stations, and dread a revolt after the next democratic ‘general election’ which is what is needed to brighten our outlook on life.
    I am an oldie and am looking for the younger generation to lead us and guide us into the next immediate future 10/15 years with hope and inspiration!!!!
    AS an oldie I have had thoughts/beliefs and I voted during my life time for the wellbeing of the UK, all I can do now is vote an pass an opinion, but I still wish to go to my maker with inspiration, and a smile of what could be the UK in the future, for the next generation.

  2. hi today! are you dear reader menopausal, do you suffer hot flushes, then stay at home is the recommendation from the ‘HEADLINES in this mornings Daily mail’ we all the same sex, so sexual definitions in modern life??? OH Dear Me, what am I a hot headed unisexual person, with no character or get up and GO??; GOD BLESS our Parliament , what do we define our political candidates in the ; up and coming general elections- MENOPAUSAL QUEERS with HOT FLUSHES??? I just wonder

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