LAST LAUGH LOONEY HEALTH

Ever since Covid the NHS has been swamped by increasing demands on the service. The situation has been made worse by a series of strikes over pay by nurses, junior doctors, consultants and ambulance services. The only ones who aren’t striking are the thousands of admin staff, who are well paid, over resourced and probably “working from home”.

The LOONEY HEALTH SERVICE will offer everyone their own personal Health Robot.

Courtesy of AI your personal Health Robot will perform blood tests; carry out monthly MRI scans; do eye and hearing tests annually and of course Covid tests and instant follow up vaccinations. They will also dish out loads of pills🤡

As a result of your examination you will, if required, be booked in to an AI hospital entirely staffed by robots. Minor surgery will be entirely carried out by surgeon robots, who will talk you through what you have to do. Major operations will also be done by registrar robots controlled remotely by human surgeons “working from home “.

It will be a 24 hour AI HEALTH SERVICE, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. This will eliminate waiting lists altogether, indeed with predictive AI many people will be operated on before they need it🤡

It is all fully costed and will be paid for by no longer needing thousands and thousands of NHS staff. In future they will be able to strike whenever they like and stay “home not working”.

GP’s who certainly didn’t want to see you at home and couldn’t book you in for an appointment until you were better, can now all emigrate to Australia; which they were always threatening to do🤡

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4 Responses to LAST LAUGH LOONEY HEALTH

  1. BOO! is COCO in the room, does he have an apology for today, like Rishi Sunak the Prime Minister-leader of the Conservative Party??

    Or is COCO ‘woof about’ the lack of leadership in the conservative party today, demanding a payout for ‘PET Projects’.

    The Rt Hon Rishi Sunak MP Prime Minister has been in parliament, and a member of the conservative Party a few years before the 2019 general election, and also held the post of Chancellor of the EXchechor . I trust for his 2024 general election policies he can offer common sense and reason as to why the government of today appears to make more politically of financial handouts of tax payers Money to all the voters in the Nation.

    Hey Ho! comeback common sense, and reasons as to what a ‘pound in the pocket can mean;

  2. Is Rishi going to offer more ‘APOLOGISES; In place of Policies?

  3. woof woof, I am waiting for the curent politicians in the UK general election to be held 4 july 2024 { Is this not american independance day, when the british took a beating in the old american colonies???}.

    Are we bound for another thrashing as voters?? NOT If we all vote for the LOng Lost LOONIE Party, and COCO as chief WOOFER=Prime Minister? Yipee!!!

  4. WOOF WOOF what a bone to chew on, Every sunday dinner meal until the 4th.July 2024.

    Pherhaps we should be all ”PUSSY CATS” and eat fish, fresh from BILLINGSGATE, or is that WESTMINSTER, were we all listern to the raindrops bouncing around from the ‘SHOWER’.

    HEY HO!! I am reading hans christain Anderson, and wondering if life will turn out to be a fairy tale ending- Please VOTE NOW!!!

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