Tony Blair when he was Prime Minister said his top priority was education, education, education. Then he all but abolished grammar schools. The Conservative/ Liberal Democrat government that followed then proceeded to introduce University fees and burden young people with a debt ridden start to adult life. Now we have a new generation of woke teachers, who have forgotten about teaching reading, writing and arithmetic.
The Looney Education policy is radically different and takes politicians out of the picture. All children at the age of three will be given a free tablet and then encouraged to navigate their own educational path through life. Lord knows where they will end up, but it couldn’t be any more haphazard than the current system.
Mentors will spring up everywhere, many of them former school teachers or university staff. They will be able to charge for their support, but they will have to prove their worth to their students. They will of course be able to work from home, just like so many other public sector workers, but of course they won’t have a furlough scheme to pay them.
Meanwhile schools will be repurposed —- more in the next post.
Universities will be much smaller and just be hubs for learning. The days of lecturers on cushy salaries and Vice Principals earning more than the Prime Minister are over.
Tablets will give access to education for everyone everywhere.
University grants will be abolished and the £millions returned to the taxpayers. Students can pay their own way if they wish. I doubt there will be many who want to pay £30,000 for a Micky mouse degree.
The Department of Education annual budget exceeds £100 billion and after paying for the free tablets and free school meals, most of the billions can be used to pay off the student loans. This will encourage lots of young people to vote for the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Gallavanting on into older age, and the logic of the Long Lost Loonie party, I note from all the ‘blogs” so far Suggestions have been made at each anniverasy of a general election the LLLP have been vocal, and committed their thoughts to paper?
Now then in 2018 for the 2019 election I note apiece has some 12 votes- Wonderful? we had a voice as a quaified electotial representative!!! Alas this year 2024 we lack the backing of the ‘as required 10 votes’ to stand as a parliamentary candidate- Shame on you?? what are you as a reader thinking, ? Have the LLLP lost the plot? Is there a lot of detritious at our feet, as we stand in the backyard of WESTMINSTER, proclaiming the intentions of the major UK Political Parties?
As In a farm yard, we have horses with a strong will and leading us over the jumps and fences, then we have the herd of cows , ready to be milked, MOOING that now is the time to vote. Not forgetting the piggies whose snout is digging up more dirty, for us to trample upon, No smooth wimbledon turf here, Not forgetting the chickens/hens and cockrels flightless, so they do not fly the coop of westminster, and then we have the shephards from the hills, rounding us up like sheep with ideals of serving us like fresh meat, straight from the slaughter house.
It is all a quaqmire, and were do I/we go for a vote ideals ideal of common sense? Yes Please vote for the LONG Lost LOONIE Party! I understand the candidates have more ideas and beliefs to spread??
Question for you? Do you have common sense? and an ounce of decency, both may have disappeaared with the ‘OLD UK Currency Pounds shillings and pence,, weights and measures etc: So Dear people join me a ‘Ragamuffin’ of the LLLP, and exercise ones vote at the forthcoming general election, and trust we wind up a safe. secure and compassionate and friendly nation, with respect for one and other.
It is sunday, i am just reciting the christain creed, as used to be said and recited by all in the Cof E service-Low church- not too much fuss, but a belief to behold. BYE BYE!!
From the ‘Creed’ we have the Holy Ghost’ that is not Westminister: Is IT????