This is the last of theLLLP visionary pledges. The key one that shows how it all can be painlessly paid for. Well painlessly for all but the very very rich – the 166 billionaires on the Times Rich List.
Tax needs to be simple, so everyone can understand it at a glance. No need for accountants promoting their skills at avoiding tax. No need for highly paid tax lawyers hawking around their dubious tax evasion schemes. No need for off-shore tax havens. No need for thousands of civil servants at the Department of Tax Everything, or what ever it is called.
So here are the new tax rules from day 1 of the new LLLP parliament.
- The basic rate of tax will be NO TAX, for anyone earning less than £100,000 a year 🤡
- For earnings of between £100,000 and £200,000 the tax will be 10%
- Tax will increase by a further 10% on each £100,000 thereafter. So by the time you are earning £900,000 you will be paying 90% tax on your highest £100,000.
- Here’s the kicker —— when you become a billionaire earner you will be paying 100%tax on any higher earnings.
Now people will say that all the billionaires will leave Britain. And they can move to Monaco or the Virgin Islands or anywhere that will have them in their newly impoverished state 🤡 They will be impoverished because the LLLP Tax Rules don’t allow you to take your money abroad; or your super yachts; or your private gas-guzzling jets; or your fleet of luxury cars.
Billionaires will be welcome to stay in Britain and spend their wealth here. Of course if they do leave, they won’t be able to take their many luxury houses with them. Rather than being left to rot the houses can be donated tax-free to the LOONEY HOMES TRUST who will convert them into retirement flats🤡
No doubt many lawyers and tax accountants will also wish to go abroad as there is no need for their expensive advice now that the LLLP has simplified the tax system. I doubt we will miss them!
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wonderful, what a sunday read!!!! Does it make sense, it does to this ragamuffine from the LLLP- Have we or are we sending a candidate to represent us at Westminster, Like COCO: I hope so.
Sucess such lemons, Not a bitter review, but a tastey refreshing juice drink. Well it is pleasing to note! That we as views of a Political Motivated , can now confer and request our secretaty to approach COCO as our official prospective member of Parliament. Whoopie!!! We have as today ten Votes 10 yes ten {educational Loonie ideas} , to officially register a Long Lost LOONIE Party Candidate for the UK 2024 General Election!!! Absolutely wonderful. I trust we or that COCO will lead us into an era of common sense, and rational view points.
I note to days sunday Rag ‘Sunday Mail” is predicting a complete downfall in representation of political and national view points, and a complete ROUT of Parlimentary electioneering, and Mr Fararge is the untold ”mind of ideas” and that he may have such a following that the debates will be null and void, as when the election votes are counted? Mr Fararge may be in the position of an unchallenged leader.
I am wishing that COCO can collectively, make sense of the actual election votes as they are revealed, and that Common Sense and COCA, can influance the Political majority to be sensible, and accept the view points of those who care for the benifit of the Nation, and not the political preodained view points of the as elected Party Manifesto’s and political ‘DOGMA’
Kingdom
Well never mind the date, it is just today! I am sat in my kingdom on my stone throne of scone? Waiting for it to be pinched, along with my mind and thoughts.
I am drifting into Philosophy, ethics and a bit of ethos? What for you may ask? To give my self-satisfaction that I am not drifty into ‘DOPEY Land’ or is it the realm of Alzheimer’s and dementor?
As I reflect on my life and the 80 odd years, what do I Believe In? Exch period of my life school days, teenage years, 20’s 30,s and then the responsibilities of wedded life , providing a safe and happy place for my family, trusting my wife Molly as we all grew older and had view points on what we wished for us in life and for our children and ourselves, basically security and health, and the ability to earn a modest living, paying and saving for our future in retirement, and helping our children along life’s many paths.
Today I am at a loss, the modern web and communications to me while all wonderful, I find some of the aspects of the web Very NOSEY and interfering, and the password jungle, as one has to remember all the website sign on details beyond me. In my latter years I am going back in time to direct communications where One can talk converse and shake a hand and smile, more important, as I read the face of the questions I have asked???
Now then That’s my basic ramble, as a grumble, the 2024 general election, and the alledged sincerity of the standing political candidates, and the daily Media about the money they earn, and the companies and commercial empires they own/run/manage, the personal incomes are beyond my comprehension? What is a billion/ Million, in the modern world, and how much as a percentage do they contribute to the well fare of the citizens of each nation? For instance; what is the percentage of investment in their activities /products, are they being helpful and conscientious or are they fleecing us all. The media would suggest they are fleecing the general public and can be categorised as ‘Rouges’ I just wonder the politicians appear to ask us to pay more into the government coffers, for the benefit of those less well of? That is difficult view point as a retired pensioner, who has spent a life time providing supporting their family, and savings for the day ones health and well being may need attention, and the confidence that ones pension arrangements will pay the household and daily bills long into the future after retiring from active employment.
In retirement should one be Happy, and satisfied with life it is heart warming to meet and great ones fellow retirees/ pensioners/neighbours friends and actively, no monetary aspects be involve in help and support as a ‘VOLUNTER’, and accepting a smile/handshake and the word ‘Thank you’ as a mark of respect..
Vote for the Last Laugh LOONIE Party and join the older mob??? Vote Now.