The ballooning cost of the NHS is without doubt one of the biggest issues facing the new Government. It is no good tinkering with it, it needs a complete rethink. The Last Laugh Looney Party is the only group bold enough to give it a radical overhaul.
Let’s start with “ free at the point of delivery “. It is not! It is costing us nearly £200 billion every year. That’s a lot of dosh🤡
It is also facing the wrong way. It is an ill health service. You have to get ill before you can use it and increasingly you have to get very ill before you can get to the front of the queue for treatment.
The LLLP will refocus the UK population on healthy living. Everyone will be given a free FITBIT that will monitor how far they walk each day and how many calories they consume. The FITBIT RATIO will be transmitted to your GP who will call you in, if you fall below the NATIONAL FIT STANDARD.
Fast food restaurants will soon go out of business. On the other hand or foot, sportsware shops will flourish.
The LLLP Wellness Service will be full of fun and enjoyment, not based on trepidation and apprehension. There will be rewards and free gifts for healthy achievements. Like free football tickets, or theatre trips, or tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. That must be why Prime Minister Gifted Stammer is so fit and healthy. He is truly a model for the Nation🤡🤡
GP’s will in future be called Health Advice Consultants and of course as consultants, HAC’s will be immediately be given a 25% pay rise. HAC’s prescriptions will be focussed not on drugs, but on healthy lifestyles. Sick leave will be renamed “health breaks”and people who are overweight will be given paid time off work to play football or to go walking around the shops to improve their FITBIT RATIO.
The LLLP also recommends that all working people cycle to work to improve their health. They will be given extra time off to do this or be given paid “travel time”. So that this is not unfair to the majority of people who are “working from home”, they will be provided with the vast unused stock of “Boris bikes” which they can ride around the outside of their house, just like Captain Tom. Look how healthy he was !
Any money raised through sponsorship for your walking or cycling should be donated to the NHS to provide care for those who are genuinely ill. If everyone does half as good as Captain Tom, the money raised will be £billions for the NHS !
A HEALTHY NATION & CHARITABLE SUPPORT FOR ILLNESS.
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whow! ee! Quite a passage of thought, for all of us, each one of us as individuals to consider more seriously.
As a member of the Ragamuffin Society of the LLLP, I am a little hesitant, to answer this ‘blog’ by John.
I note the comments on fitness and activities, keeping ones body moving and regular? However I have an obsevation at my age of 82 years. My obsevations are;-
1 Fitness and body and mental well being, and movements are true for all of us at all ages from being a child, through adulthoodand into old age and dotage!
2 To Whom is dear John addressing, the patient, the government, and or the NHS moderators?
3 I wish to detach my next comments from the reader, but question the UK Government and its policies about fitness and the NHS !
a/ what is the average age of the voting public in the last general election 2023?
b/ the governement and the media are stating that the working population, and the population in general is the UK Nation is ‘obese’ and un fit for work- Now then back to John;s comments are these the; or are they the peoples blocking the NHS services? By numbers?
c/ the immigrants illigal and boat persons are they causing the Checks at the contries boundry points [customs checks] untold NHS matters?
d/ what again is the average age of the UK Nation, today as we, I write,is it 60+ and then if it is what, they as individuals are able to do with the onset of old age, sight/hearing/ moblty. digestive and heart conditions, having served or helped serve a working nation.
footnote
if we are all of an average age 60+ of the UK Nation, then what of our resouces/incomes/savings? Have we as individuals budgeted for any aftercare/support in or old age-Clinical requirements operations and major bodily support/ interaction I had anticipated on my earlier contributions to the GOVERNMENT under the National insurance contributions.
Who are our working population, or is it all down to the money markets, and who can make a fast ‘BUCK?’
Conclusion
I and my wife are tied to Governent policies, and the way in which they interpret help for the 60+ old age pensioners, and WE are SUBJECT to their financial policies, as we only have our penion rights and a few savings to enjoy our every day life, and we cannot be frivious with or remearks or expenditure. WE still while mentally alert have our vote, and that is reasoned, firstly to enure we have a happy and comfotable life with a safe and secure place the live in on a daily basis-And any extra votes are for the younger membersof our family to help them secure peace and security in there forthcoming livelihood.
SO John;s comments above are stirring and unresting, but essential in this modern world of ours. What do you think kind reader??? Post a reply please???