Even Dafter Ideas

Government Ministers are falling like flies. No sooner do they get mentioned in my blog than they have to resign for some misdemeanour. Soon there will be an empty cabinet, which will make room for some more daft appointees.

In the meantime the new Health Minister – Coco – is setting about reforming the NHS, from lessons she learned at the Vets :-

  • Too many people are not getting enough exercise so they must take a dog out every day for a long walk.
  • Next humans should only drink water- no more tea or coffee or beer – they are not good for you.
  • Next they eat far too much :- so from now on they should only have one tin of food every day.
  • Every morning people should chase balls around the garden and not just sit in front of the TV.
  • And don’t forget fleas. All people should have a regular wash down with strong smelling carbolic soap, whether they like it or not.
  • And hair cuts with a shears even in the winter, when it’s cold without a woolly coat.

Under this new regime Minister Coco expects a big improvement in people’s health.

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3 Responses to Even Dafter Ideas

  1. What a shambles! COCO as the chairman of the LLLP, and his comments? What do I and more important you dear reader believe in for the future of the UK as a Nation?

    I Note today riots and a revolution in free speech in South Korea, then the unrest in the Middle East Syria, Isreal, and the involvement of Chinese political intrests, and Russian policies, especially in the UKRaine.

    The Western world as I know it is under strain, with the Political and defence issues, with the awaiting of President elect Mr Trump to tkae up position, and then the todays issues in France and their elected leader.

    It is all to read about and understand, as COCO states its all in a ‘Bark’ or 2′ a complete ‘WOOF WOOF’

    THE LLLP are highlghting the defects in modern life? What I wish for as a ragamuffin of the LLLP is our own UK politicians, to become unified and express a common policy [s] for security/safety and trade for our own population. WE cannot weather the storm of uncontrollable immigration, without our own beliefs, and those of the immigation newcomers, with out respect for each other, and putting our backs into an honest living, backed by investments to bring about our beliefs, besides the enuendo that how ever gained money /cash/ investment is ‘KING’. We need I believe are some re-establishing or ‘PRINCIPALS’ for an HONEST NATION in all respects!

  2. l soon bethe night of December 7th, when I, we put or shoes/clogs out to see if our dreams for Christmas are alive? Remeber, a spray of birch twigs if one has been naughty over the past year, or if one had been good, a bag of sweeties??What can one expect from St Nicholas? I TRUST A SUPPRISE!!!! YIPEE.

  3. Christmas is coming the geese are getting fat! Please put a penny in the old mans hat!

    A rhyme I learnt as a child, and now to bring those memories back, I went to our village evening with a ”SHOW” display of good christain values given by our local MK SALVATION ARMY Band and Choristers. The tunes were to dream about, and the carols to sing to ones heart, it was a wonderful show, and I just trust the media and the so called politicians will relent on their growling and misinformation presentations, and just show us all; the UK Citizens and the world- that we in the UK still have heart felt values for honesty/friendship and kindness, for all.

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