Deputy Prime Minister- Angie Raindeer has got the bit between her teeth with AI. She has first focussed on speeding up the planning system to help her achieve her Mission of building 1.5 million new homes in the next five years.
To start with she is gathering all the data on where all the vacant land is. Which is everywhere where there aren’t already houses. So there is no problem there then!
Next Ange thought she had better look at why things were so slow in the past, so she drew up a list of all the problems and possible solutions :-
- Newts – they seem to lead to endless delays, because you can’t find them in the first place. So with AI you can finally find and track them with drones; then capture them all and put them in a zoo, so people can finally see them.
- Bats – they are a protected species so we have to look after them, even if it does cost £1.5 million for every bat cave. Angie has a better idea – belfry’s – we all know bats and belfry’s go together and churches are empty most of the time.
- Archyology(old fings) – digging foundations can lead to long delays if you find an old piece of pottery or a bone, because you will soon have a gaggle of students ever so slowly digging with toothbrushes hoping to discover some long lost history. Angie says we should look to a brighter future with Labour, not the Tory’s past 14 years.
- Rare Wild Flowers – now that rewilding is all the rage, god forbid you find a rare wild orchid on your land, because that will prevent building for a millennium. Angie says get your wild flowers from Interflora in future, so if you’re in a hole, stop digging.
- NIMBYS – these people stand in the way of all new housing developments, so Angie says “move on if you can’t appreciate her beautiful new housing projects”.
- Not enough Planners – this is a big barrier to speeding up the planning process. Angie has a solution, which is to get AI to automatically grant approval to planning applications, if they are not approved in a month by human planners. That way we don’t need any more planners.
So we can immediately see how Deputy Prime Minister, Angie Raindeer with her Avago Innit attitude has captured the spirit of AI.
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ALL this slang what is A1 AVaGO INNIT, It appears to be a langage and slang too far for me to personlly reason, with.
ALL I can say is Mr Musk/Mr Trump? Mr Boris Johnson and the reform Polititian are all barking mad!!! and not making neither sense nor reason> It would appear the web and net are there not to inform one and educate one, but to pull the wool over ones eyes, and fill ones ears with driviel. I ask where or what is this world of ours comming to??? Whom does one believe in the long term, and suppurt for pece in this world of ours???
well I never, I am ‘bemused and confused’ I am looking out for ‘COCO’ our chairperson, and the latest renditionings of LLLP {long lost loonie Party] on words of wisdom about MR MUsk, and his associations with people in different nations who weild a sword and swear all that power!!!! Who too I do not understand but I do realise in every encounter MR TUSK offers investments in money, without in my opinion a moral judgement?? It is up to you.
For instance one of MR Musks communications satellittes came crashing to earth last week in the carribean islands. I just wonder for his cash does Mr Musk besides exchange an intent on money/information gathered by his sysytem of satellite information? IS he divulving ”secrets” from each and everyone of us??
This intrigued me, and for peace of mind I disappeared onto the net/web the site ;WIKAPIA’ asked for information on Mr Musk! I am dunfounded! The notations and extracts of his private and commercial and business life took me at least 25/30 minutes to read, let alone digest.
One could argue Mr Musk has hidden nothing his thoughts and deeds which are out in the ‘OpEN’. However I remain sceptical On each occassion MR Musk had dealt in ‘MONEY’ and his pockets, and I just wish to question his personal Moral code and beliefs, as I feel One needs not just MONEY be it on paper or in the mind and in AI [artifical Intelligence,] one has to have I believe a moral and ethical frame of mind compass to ensure peace in our world today. MONEY has NO PARENTS? it is the respect and consideration for others in our society that offers the real ‘PEACE OF MIND. and a few joyful moments in life, that make us all human, Not a Mind blowing piece of artificial intellience?’ Blowing in the wind or thinking in which ever diection the investment monies may go!!!!