The Deputy Prime Minister, Angie Raindeer is one of the few success stories in our Labour government with her innovative application of AI to solving some of the country’s biggest problems.
So Sir Keyer has asked Angie to Avago at Immigration. “Avago“ is the latest buzzword for Angies down to earth, practical approach to the government’s 5 strategic Missions.
After her recent freebie visit to New York, Angie has taken a keen interest in American politics and Trump mania in particular. So her first thought on immigration was to build a wall, but then she remembered Humpty Dumpty and his great fall. So she dropped that idea.
Next she pinched another of The Donald’s ideas (the President not the Duck) what about Greenland? How about making a pre-emptive bid for the UK to take over Greenland.
Angie knows a lot about Eskimos from reading about them in her childhood. You know — Nanuk of the North and Eskimo Nell all having fun in the snow. And her Raindeer surname is bound to ring a bell.
There are only 57,000 people in the whole Greenland population, so Angie figured if she went across and did a bit of dancing with them and offered them free Captain Birds Eye fish fingers and free Devon ice cream for life, they would be sure to vote to join the UK rather being taken over by the USA.
So there it is, Angie Raindeer becomes the new UK High Comissioner to Greenland.
At a stroke Angie has solved the immigration problem, because all immigrants will be sent there while their immigration applications will henceforth be ever so slowly be determined in Greenland in the very, very cold climate and with very, very long nights in tents. That may deter a few people from coming to the UK and the lawyers who represent them.
The new UK colony gave Angie another good idea. In future all Public Enquiries can be held in Greenland, because it will significantly speed them up if the lawyers don’t want to catch cold 🤡🥶
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‘balderdash’, and lots more. These last few Avago Riendeer memorander, are filling my waste bin! The enuenduo of language, leadsme into my younger days and that Radio Programme saying ”Have a go JOE” and the promise of a pot of gold or money by the bag ful. There again off the last few swipes at Parliament and Mr Stammers Governemnt have left me wondering ‘ whom or which political party did I vote for,? The slang and enuenduo is slightly confusing.
As for Greenland, are Riendeers a natural habitat for them, I thought Greenland transport was by dog sliegh, and there again lots of Polar bears who inhabit the ice and icey seas, so they can” bearly” put up with immigrants invading their countryside.
Wilfred Pickles was the programme presenter, wonder ful-wonderful, memories not ‘AVAGO’ but in old english ; Have a Go’? wonderful what memories can do for one!!!
HI DE HI!!!! fellow campers holiday makers, Great news in this weeks Daily press¬ His majesty The RT Hon MR TRUMP, is offering GAZA and the Middle east as a holiday destination, sand sea and sunshine? Great with all those edible cooked treats. Should you wish to go to FLORIDA maybe as a EUROPEAN and english man one is banned and sent to MEXICO and Canada for those treats and presents one may wssh to bring back as momentos. of ones trip, But at a cost. There again on can go in ones bikini and swimsuit while one dances with the proposed immgrant population of GREENLAND, or one can throw snowballs at the midnight sun, while on the beach!!! [polar [ice cap]
IT is all to go for in MR TRUMPS New WORLD? WHERE we are going as a EUROPEAN NATION and as GT BRITain, i think it is to our church and praying to the ‘GOOD LORD’ or should that be the bodies of people in WESTMINSTER; under our elustrious government and leader MR STARMER Incorporated.