Prime Mister Skeyer is still on a mission to appoint more Ministers, now that he has realised that this is a way to keep his fractious MP ‘s under control.
His first Ministerial bunch certainly succeeded in slowing down the traffic and are working hard on filling the 10,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.
The second group is going to transform the NHS, working with the ever popular Wes Streeking, who has a nice word for everyone on his waiting list —- its “hang on”. It is such a big, complicated, complex and confounding field, that there needs to be many more Health Ministers : –
- Ministers for all the oscopathies :-
- Minister for Endoscopathy; Minister for Colonoscapthy; Minister for Bronchoscapthy; Minister for Cystoscopthy; Minister for Laryngoscopthy; Minister for Otheroscopthys.
- Then there are the ectomys :-
- Minister for Cholorectomy ; Minister for Appendectomy; Minister for Hysterectomy; Minister for Hemorroidectomy; Minister for Vasectomy’s; Minister for Alltheotherectomys.
- You get the idea. There could be another 100 Ministers working in the health sector🤡 Some may be lost among the millions of staff and myriad of incomprehensible medical terminology; never to be seen again.
Although the Ministers will not be expected to have any medical knowledge, they will each be offered a “ freebie” oscopthy or ectomy so they have some “ lived experience”. They will of course have to declare it in the register of gifts, along with their Taylor Swift concert tickets and Cup Final hospitality.
With all this extra Ministerial attention there will be endless Ministerial pronouncements to keep the NHS in the headlines, but there will be little progress on reducing waiting lists.
In fact there are now 7 million people waiting for oscopathies and ectomies.
There are now at least 100 Health Ministers, all of whom will be expected to make regular hospital visits and officially open New Corridors.
GrumbleSmiles 
How about ‘geneology’ a study of age bound togetherness, by ‘holiness’, belivers in the church of miricles. There again they may be weather forcasters, forcasting strong and weak winds, all from a rear seat in the Houses or Parliaments, and following a Rt Hon SKIER, a load of ‘OLD FARTS’
Just a thought?? Good day
OH WELL! have things change since the writing of the attached ‘blogs’ to this episode of ‘Yes Minister’? I belive not. At the time of the first blog was a popular TV SERIES BBC TV of ;YES MINISTER’ a good giggle all round! Today it is not a joke anymore But factual enuendo, of what is or maybe possible? There appears to be a ‘PIE In the SKY’ full of get up and go? But tending to lead us to the LOO! to see was has passed! iT IS ALL A SHAMBLES, Not a street of buildings of security like in the city of York, but a completely mixed dish of yesterdays and tomorrows wishes, Like dinner to Day may be? A Fry Up Of yesterdays vegatables with a little corned beef- Shall we say ‘BUBBLE and SQUEAK?????
Nothing substantional and nothing wasted, just saving up for next sunday’s bean feast of roast beef and 2 veg, with a little ice cream and custard to follow. Maybe Parliaments is full of ;OLD Tarts’ and sweeties? {Fairies to you-queers to me].