As the May local elections loom the Last Laugh Looney Party may have come up with an election winner.

They have been digging deep into potholes, as this may be the key to election success. Surely potholes can’t be too difficult to fix?

The current way of doing things is dreadfully slow :- inspect the hole first — draw a white circle around it —- leave it a few days —- send six men to put cones around it —- put up some traffic lights —- break for tea —- make the pothole bigger —- more tea —- fill in the enlarged hole with tarmac – more cones – final cup of tea— take down traffic lights — move on to next hole.

Daventry District Council has millions of potholes to fill in, the process could take years !

We need a radical new way. A LOONEY fix🤡

The Last Laugh Looney Party looked to dentists for a solution, after all they probably do a lot more fillings than Daventry District Council.

How about if the LLLP had a fleet of toothpaste tube shaped lorries robotically controlled to travel the roads of Daventry District at night, pausing at every pothole and filling it in with rapid hardening cement and a special dash of Fixodent. One quick squirt and holes of all shapes and sizes can be filled in a few seconds. Leaving the tube to move quickly to the next pothole. It’s a game changer🤡 All sponsored by Colgate.

This could be replicated in other District Councils, sponsored by other leading toothpaste brands.

It will be called the “POTHOLE ORIGINAL OMNIFIX PROJECT”.

The cost of road repairs has been estimated to be £16.8 billion. The LLLP POOP solution would dramatically reduce this and radically speed up the process.

It could provide a road sweeping victory for the LLLP across the country.