After the spectacular Local Election results expected by Friday the Willies are JUBILANT 🤡 A collection of odd balls elected everywhere. Hot off the press — Ed Elasticband has defected to the Willies, now that Keyer Stammer has decided he wanted to drill, baby drill after all.

In Parliament their ramshackle group of disaffected MP’s have everything to argue about, before they can reform any new policies. Some of them on the left want to spend, spend, spend; while others on the right want to cut, cut ,cut. They all agree they should break down the red walls and blue walls and any other colour walls.

Jeremy Corbit suggested nationalising Walls and Ed agreed it would be a cool thing to do. So Walls Ice Cream was the first firm to be taken over by the State. To satisfy the right of the party it was decided to denationalise the NHS to get rid of all the waiting lists. It will be handed over to the pharmaceutical companies and pills will be the answer to all ills.

The Irish MP’s have never been keen on boarders and offered to blow up all the walls still standing between Northern Ireland and the Republic—- they have had plenty of practice in the past. The Scots Nats said they might as well blow up Hadrians Wall while they are at it, if they are not going to be allowed to be independent.

Prime Mister elect Sir Niggle Smiley suggested scrapping the Royal Mint since nobody uses coins anymore. Next he thinks Banks could be shut down completely after they debanked him, he says it’s only fair that he debanks them.

Finally Sir Ed Gravey, the Lib Dem’s resident clown is proposing to jump off the top of the Blackpool Tower into a bowl of Walls ice cream.

So this is what the Trumpian world will look like in future🤡🤡