LLLP Speedy Defence🤔

Sir Keyer Stammer has this week announced his UK long term defence plan. It is indeed very long term because the funding is not available until 2034 or even later. Presumably wars break out slowly these days🤔

We are going to have more 12 submarines and 6 more ammunition factories and more troops and more houses and 6 more missiles and thousands more drones. More of just about everything if we can find the money. As you would expect, this stuff costs a bomb!

Sadly we may have to have less and less of everything elseā˜¹ļø

Wars won’t wait for Stammer to figure it out, because Rachael Rivet is still trying to find some bit coins to pay for it all.

The Last Laugh Looney Party has a different speedier, cheaper solution.

Toys-R-Us and Pizza Hut and Deliveroo. Between them they are the best at getting things done quickly. So they will order 200,000 toy drones capable of carrying a small box; then order 200,000 exploding pizzas on same day delivery and send them to all the Russian troops in Ukraine. Private enterprise at its best.

This military expansion will be reinforced with a newly created Dads Army Home Guard, who will line the beaches of Britain to deter any Russian invasion. They will only be armed with walking sticks, but they will be very very grumpy.

This will all be done at no cost to the public purse. The LLLP plan to take out a pay day loan with Wonga at an interest rate of only 99 % and charge it to President Tramp🤔. We will just call it the Chagos Island surcharge.

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1 Response to LLLP Speedy Defence🤔

  1. WHOOPIE!! what are the Long Lost Loonie Party, asking us to think abou???. Are we been asked to think? React, or just comment without a serious thought out response-I just wonder??

    The web liste pieces titles attched to this BLOG comment in general on the behaviour of the ruling government party of today-The Labour Party??

    I have been back to the manifesto’s of the conservative/liberal democratic/ and Labour Parties of the 2024 ELECTION. I am disappointed.

    The allegation is that the Previous Conservatives were unfeeling in their political decisions>

    AS a citezen voter of the UK, I noted, and felt that the Elected parliamentarians of the day and their reaction was for the minority interests of their individual parties, and yet appart from The Liberal Democrates in the 2024 manifesto’s and still today they have common beliefs of what would make the UK Great! And now all though their manifesto had a common dream with the last Conservative elected governemnt, they the politicians of Labour Liberal democrats and reform, they are now all throwing stones at the past Consevative ideals, Bah Humbug, we need some radical thinking and honesty in the Government and Parliament of today!!!

    Maybe the International associations of Nations, while it encourages every nation to have a voice? Is the VOICE IDEALS of the a democratically elected countries government, are we being understanding and considerate???? or BIAS????

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