The doubling of the prison capacity by Shababa Badmood has been very successful. After a fashion🤡
Community sentences have provided an army of reluctant road workers to fill in potholes.
But, there is a logistics problem. In some parts of the country there are too many potholes and not enough criminals to fill them in.😈
So the ever cleaver Minister Badmood has come up with a new novel idea. Shoplifting Week.
For years the police have given up on arresting people for taking a few things from shops without paying. So now Shababa is going to have Shoplifting Weeks in areas where there are to many unfilled potholes. Like Blackburn, which has 10,000 holes.
The local police will still not arrest the perpetrators, but the BBC will have cameras everywhere to record the stealings. This will provide material for their next hit show “ I’m a shoplifter, lock me up”.
The viewing audience will have facial recognition hand sets and can phone in their findings. The first viewer to recognise a shoplifter and name him or her will receive a £50 voucher from the shopkeeper.
The local Bobby can then go and arrest the shoplifter, armed with the video evidence. 24/7 judges can then immediately convict them and start them filling in potholes without delay🤡
ANOTHER GREAT WIN FOR SIR KEYER AND HIS MAGIC MINISTERS!
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OH Hell!! the BBChave justconcluded a public request for a respose to their SuRvey, ASKING ”WHAT DO YOU WISH FROM THE BBC SERVICES In the FUTURE?? Hells bells! are we becoming neighbourhoods of silent VIDEO Cameras, and al our actions on the BBC WEB SITE, including tha occassional 5 minutes in the LOO? I just wonder, What is going through societys mind as we listen and read our political diatribe in the daily press, and have our actions on the BBX website. Ii is 1984 and that nove becoming real life: It is a BALLS ACHE, Please you politicians deal with sane and Interlectual issues of purpose, not enuendos of how you can control the masses, you are just encouraging a society of mis behaviour and utter loss of personal freedoms, into a ;dictatororship of absolute rule’ without the freedom of free thoughts and free speech.
The legal and justice persons with their policis in our country, need to adhere to a more respectful and encouraging implementation of the law, where one can respect and behave in a truely sociable pattern where considertion is given to a society that is safe to live in, relax. earn a living, and retire gracefully without having to worry about the misdeeds of the scoundrels, and rouges of our society.
Do I vote for the long lost loonie party, Yes I do and attend the LLLP BLOGS on the subject of life! Not forgetting COCO-woof woof!!
we are almost there!!! ”Midsummers NIGHT’ great! prayers at Stonehenge? Wishes at the gates Of WESTMINISTER, and the reults? Are we back to Black nights, and chilly weather. I trust not!
Maybe we can have a little understanding and lots of ‘COMMON SENSE’ in the weeks to come, as our politicians dream up for a budget forecast in OCTOBER???
May be a little ‘Baldedash” and lots of woof woofing from COCO!!
Maybe we have a holidy comming up with the ‘LONG LOST LOONIE Party’ paddling about on the sands, and buildind sandcastles, there again buliding a dam so the incoming tide can not wash away our ‘dream castle’??? How wonderful!