Rachael Rivet is contemplating her upcoming budget. Apparently she has a big hole to fill. £20 billion……£30 billion….£50 billion…who knows? Certainly Rachael doesn’t.
So perhaps the Last Laugh Looney Party can offer her a few ideas that would please the disaffected voters :-
- Increase the National Minimum Wage to £20 an hour. That should get a lot of people rushing for jobs. Especially if they can keep ‘working from home’. Oh and work a four day week for 5 days pay. And go off sick on the first day.
- Give everybody a New Electric Car to hasten our progress towards nett zero. Only of course if they qualify for the National Mobility Scam. To qualify you need to say you are depressed or at least a bit fed up.
- Reinstate the Pensioners Winter Fuel Allowance and Triple it. At the same time increase the retirement age to 99.
How is all this going to be paid for ? How are we to fill the black hole?
Simple …….. CLUTTER
We have all got too much clutter and Rach thinks we should throw it all out …. Or more precisely, give it to her. Then she can sell it on EBay and use the money to pay off the National Debt and thereby fill in the black hole.
GrumbleSmiles 
I am confused on the position of THE LONG LOST LOONIE PARTY, and their off the cuff comments, Up until now they have been cyniacal, with a suggestion of truth!
The comments as made in the lead blog above, I get the feeling that we the citizens are supporting the Current governemnt Budget and expenditure!
The financial horizon is ‘blurred; and what do we as a nation, produce, manufacture, and trade in the wider world to support our own citizens in a been able to earn an honest living.
Money CASH has no friends, but with compassion/honesty and integrity we can assist our citizens to earn an honest living.
Are we in dreamland, offering help we cannot support, or defend??? Should the world finances and world peace turn into turmol,
THE LLLP may be a splinter group, However before they have been able to see the truth.