What if all their dreams came true and the Labour MP’s could have everything and anything they want in the Budget ? Cost doesn’t matter, because they can always get more money on the HP or Wonga, whatever that is.

Here’s a shopping list to be going on with :-

• Freeze rents forever and stop all evictions for people who can’t pay.
• Build houses anywhere you like as long as you don’t tread on a newt.
• Solve the immigration backlog by granting asylum to all those awaiting their claim to be considered, provided they promise to be good boys and girls and others.
• Stop illegal boat crossings immediately by welcoming anyone who wants to come to the UK and their relatives ….and friends.
• Make benefits available to any one who wants them, provided they promise to say “scouts honour they really need them“.

Pay for all this by taxing the rich, which will be defined as anyone with more than £1,000,000, except for present and former MP’s who will be exempted from paying tax as a thank you for their service.