President Tramp has got everybody hanging on his every word. And when he wakes up each midnight tweet is a new idea, which his allies have to hold emergency conferences to decide how to respond.

Britain has decided to jump whenever he says jump. Sir Keyer Stammer is a n – ne- ner nervous wreck.

Last night the Last Laugh Looney Party came up with the answer🤡

Tristan Da Cuna.

This long forgotten island popped into my dreaming head. It’s like Greenland with stamps.

Located 10,000 miles from the UK in the South Atlantic, it’s half-way between Africa and South America with beautiful beaches , very very beautiful beaches, some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. Ripe for development as a get-away holiday destination. It just needs a few 5 star, no 6 or 7 star Tramp hotels.

Sir Keyer upset President Tramp by paying Mauritius to take the Chagos islands off our hands. But the LLLP gives Sir Keyer the opportunity to make amends and to pay off some of our national debt by selling off what is left of the British Empire. Starting with Tristan Da Cuna.

The stamp collection rights alone would be worth millions, especially if the Kings head on them is replaced by President Tramps head. Just maybe he could also become KING OF TRISTAN DA CUNA.

Then of course there is the possible, even probable deposits of rare earth minerals🤡.