In my last post the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY may have stumbled across the answer to all our economic prayers and ills.

My stamp collection of British Empire stamps contains all the clues you require and could be how we can solve our huge national debt.

Selling off Tristan Da Cuna was just the start and played directly into the avaricious vanity of President Tramp – now crowned KING OF TRISTAN DA CUNA.

Looking through my stamp album I have found several long forgotten islands that we could sell if the price was right.

President Tramp right now is disappointed that the ungrateful people of Greenland don’t seem to want him. But that is the ideal time to offer him some attractive alternatives.

ASCENSION – sort of nowhere in particular in the South Atlantic, but ideally placed for gold mining and maybe rare earth minerals. Not that any have been discovered so far, but you never know. More importantly they don’t have a SUPREME EMPEROR .

For just a few trillion dollars President Tramp, King of Tristan Da Cuna, could become SUPREME EMPEROR OF ASCENSION.

It could also be the USA’s fifty seventh state, now that the President has declared his ambition that American has 100 states before his term as president ends. That’s another beautiful idea!

There are more stamps to come for the Tramp 🤡