In my last post the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY may have stumbled across the answer to all our economic prayers and ills.
My stamp collection of British Empire stamps contains all the clues you require and could be how we can solve our huge national debt.
Selling off Tristan Da Cuna was just the start and played directly into the avaricious vanity of President Tramp – now crowned KING OF TRISTAN DA CUNA.
Looking through my stamp album I have found several long forgotten islands that we could sell if the price was right.
President Tramp right now is disappointed that the ungrateful people of Greenland don’t seem to want him. But that is the ideal time to offer him some attractive alternatives.
ASCENSION – sort of nowhere in particular in the South Atlantic, but ideally placed for gold mining and maybe rare earth minerals. Not that any have been discovered so far, but you never know. More importantly they don’t have a SUPREME EMPEROR .
For just a few trillion dollars President Tramp, King of Tristan Da Cuna, could become SUPREME EMPEROR OF ASCENSION.
It could also be the USA’s fifty seventh state, now that the President has declared his ambition that American has 100 states before his term as president ends. That’s another beautiful idea!
There are more stamps to come for the Tramp 🤡
GrumbleSmiles 
we are here! Where onemay ask? Well I suggest with respect playing cards! Not Bridge highly intelegent and thought provoking, But SOLO, and Those hands? remember them? ABUNDANCE DECLARED, with no TRUMPS! or their again; Full House or is this playing a game of ‘Black Jack’? oh my memorory/brain powr and the wish to gamble??? It all depends upon my ‘TRUMP’ SUIT? and what my opponents lead?? Am I playng cards? or just making sounds and smell out of my backside? What think you??
Now then american politics at present is a hand of abundance declared with a Trump suit, or does the american public hear a silent puff of wind with a dreadful smell, and declare a ‘FULL House” with no TRUMPS! I just wonder.