If it were not for the Mutiny on the Bounty we might never have discovered this remote island in the South Pacific – PITCAIRN. But now it is a valuable asset for anyone who wants another State or two or three or four. It comprises 4 islands – named Pitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno although nobody seems to know where the names came from.
It’s an ideal location for any Emperor who wants to star in a remake of a Hollywood movie about pirates🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Or just have the naming rights to a lot of chocolate bars🤡
There is no airport, so it is a bit of a rough boat ride from anywhere, but a land- grabbing President will send a floatilla to brave the seas and capture new territory. Or should I say bring peace to the colonies.
There are only 35 islanders on Pitcairn, who are all descended from pirates. Now they are worried about Sir Keyers stance on persuing retrospective legislation and that they could be prosecuted for piracy, committed nearly 200 years ago. So they have decided to jump ship again and offer to become the USA’s 59th State.
Sir Keyer is prepared to do a deal at the knock down price of another trillion dollars and he will throw in the other uninhabited islands for free.
President Supreme Emperor His Royal Highness King Tramp is happy to accept, provided he can have the extra title of PIRATE ADMIRAL.
Oh, and the other islands can each be separate States. The President has decided to rename the new Island States after each of his children. So Pitcairn will be the 59th State and be renamed the BEAUTIFUL IVANKA STATE. HENDERSON ISLAND will take the title – the BARRON STATE and be the 60th. DUCIE ISLAND will be the DON JUNIOR 61st STATE and OENO ISLAND will assume the title – ERIC STATE – which makes it up to 62 states so far.
Now we are well on the way to PRESIDENT SUPREME EMPEROR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS KING PIRATE ADMIRAL TRAMP becoming the leader of 100 States.
GrumbleSmiles 
Helpwhat who are refered too as the LLLP in these attached blogs? It all appears to be a dream. beyond reality!!
The blog is full of islands, and residents of islands since the days Of COOK and Drake, and a few more explorers of the old British Fleet!
Where Oh where is history, did we rape and pillage the world, or engage in trade? Now in the 21st centuary we as Brits are being isolated and charged -monetary wise- for the alledged wrong doings of our so called ancesters. Generations have passed and, can we blame the Old european countries [Franch/nordic conuntries] for making us a nation we are are today? Do does the legal world wish to include the econonmic refund for the deeds they inflicted upon us Brits all those days ago.
Again are we being held or to be held for the view points of 20th Centuary and the deformation of the Jewish world population??? WHO Blames WHO economically, Is history what, a fable/fairy story/ect ans so how many generations of a surviving nation’s] have to admid an economic default and pay the penalty many a hundred years late.
Reasons and common sense please????
For instance is the USA breaking out from British RULe, and Spanish Rule and charging the modern world for its- the mistakes of the influance her fore fathers may have been under. and demanding all the older nations for its lack of occupied territories in this modern world?
I may be Crazy however what thoughts do you have dear reader, and is a Right Honouable Trump reaching the right policies in this modern world, based on economic justice?