President Tramp has been digging himself into a big pothole in the Middle East. It’s the pothole to beat all potholes. Probably the biggest pothole in the world.

Now he has asked the Last Laugh Looney Party to come up with a big bold beautiful rescue plan.

The first step is to reopen the Straights of Horsesmoose. The LLLP propose that President Tramp does a “Moses”. Waves his hands and parts the sea across the Straight. That creates a path for all his ground troops to walk into Iran with victory flags and complimentary boxes of chocolates and a victory banner saying :-

🤡. “No need to fight, America is always right”🤡

The second and most beautiful step is for President Tramp to declare himself the new Ayatollah. Something which he is sure will be welcomed by the whole of the Iranian population.

All he wants for this is two Nobel Peace Prizes and just 10% of Irans oil revenues.

Finally, with a wave of his other hand the seas in the Straights of Tramp (its new name) close back again and the oil starts to flow once more. The US stock market soars and President Ayatollah Tramp wins the Mid-term USA elections by a landslide.

He is well on the way to being re-elected for a record third term, thanks to the advice of the Last Laugh Looney Party Looney Party.