Author Archives: john graham

My 77 Garden Age & Crime.

Posted on June 26, 2024 by john graham

Weeds are the criminals in my garden. They appear where they are not wanted and take up space that could be used for flowers. They also divert my time and effort into pulling them up. How does that relate to … Continue reading →

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My 77 Garden Age & LLLP.

Posted on June 23, 2024 by john graham

My Last Laugh Looney Party blogs await the judgement of the electorate on July 4th. The wisdom of the voters might finally tell the politicians what to do with themselves🤡 Meanwhile my garden lays out a host of steps before … Continue reading →

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My 77 Garden Age.

Posted on June 19, 2024 by john graham

I first started to write about “My Garden Age” in 2011 and I have periodically returned to the theme over the years since. In so many ways it’s an allegory of my life. So now I reflect on it again … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Tax.

Posted on June 16, 2024 by john graham

This is the last of theLLLP visionary pledges. The key one that shows how it all can be painlessly paid for. Well painlessly for all but the very very rich – the 166 billionaires on the Times Rich List. Tax … Continue reading →

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LOONEY SCHOOL MEALS.

Posted on June 12, 2024 by john graham

My last post showed how the new Looney Education policy would move children out of the classroom. This leaves the vast school estate available for repurposing. Marcus Rashford gave the Country a great idea during Covid. Now the Looney Party … Continue reading →

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LOONEY EDUCATION.

Posted on June 9, 2024 by john graham

Tony Blair when he was Prime Minister said his top priority was education, education, education. Then he all but abolished grammar schools. The Conservative/ Liberal Democrat government that followed then proceeded to introduce University fees and burden young people with … Continue reading →

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LOONEY HOMES

Posted on June 5, 2024 by john graham

Every recent Government has promised to build around 300,000 new homes a year. None has got anywhere near this target. Meanwhile the UK population is growing by over1.5 million people a year, mainly because of immigration. The result is higher … Continue reading →

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LOONEY SECURITY.

Posted on May 29, 2024 by john graham

To make everyone feel safer the first LOONEY SECURITY idea was to give everyone a personal robot policeman. This would put an extra 65,000,000 police men/ women on the beat. Unfortunately this would be a bit expensive and didn’t meet … Continue reading →

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LOONY TRAVEL

Posted on May 26, 2024 by john graham

After the General Election the Last Laugh Looney Party will introduce their new idea to revolutionise how you get around the country. Inspired by that great former politician Bodj. The Bodj cars will be driverless and all electric. British racing … Continue reading →

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LAST LAUGH LOONEY HEALTH

Posted on May 22, 2024 by john graham

Ever since Covid the NHS has been swamped by increasing demands on the service. The situation has been made worse by a series of strikes over pay by nurses, junior doctors, consultants and ambulance services. The only ones who aren’t … Continue reading →

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