Author Archives: john graham

LOONEY EDUCATION.

Posted on June 9, 2024 by john graham

Tony Blair when he was Prime Minister said his top priority was education, education, education. Then he all but abolished grammar schools. The Conservative/ Liberal Democrat government that followed then proceeded to introduce University fees and burden young people with … Continue reading →

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LOONEY HOMES

Posted on June 5, 2024 by john graham

Every recent Government has promised to build around 300,000 new homes a year. None has got anywhere near this target. Meanwhile the UK population is growing by over1.5 million people a year, mainly because of immigration. The result is higher … Continue reading →

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LOONEY SECURITY.

Posted on May 29, 2024 by john graham

To make everyone feel safer the first LOONEY SECURITY idea was to give everyone a personal robot policeman. This would put an extra 65,000,000 police men/ women on the beat. Unfortunately this would be a bit expensive and didn’t meet … Continue reading →

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LOONY TRAVEL

Posted on May 26, 2024 by john graham

After the General Election the Last Laugh Looney Party will introduce their new idea to revolutionise how you get around the country. Inspired by that great former politician Bodj. The Bodj cars will be driverless and all electric. British racing … Continue reading →

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LAST LAUGH LOONEY HEALTH

Posted on May 22, 2024 by john graham

Ever since Covid the NHS has been swamped by increasing demands on the service. The situation has been made worse by a series of strikes over pay by nurses, junior doctors, consultants and ambulance services. The only ones who aren’t … Continue reading →

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ENDLESSLY EVERYTHING

Posted on May 19, 2024 by john graham

The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY is fed up with everybody being endlessly fed up with everything. In the run up to the rapidly approaching general election the electorate needs a vision of a better life for everyone. No more politicians … Continue reading →

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LLLP Grannies & Grandpas.

Posted on May 2, 2024 by john graham

On the eve of the local elections the Last Laugh Looney Party has a vote winner for elections in the future, including the General Election. The idea came from thinking about the Local Authority elections that take place today. Who … Continue reading →

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Trousered !

Posted on April 30, 2024 by john graham

When I was a child I remember growing out of my trousers quite quickly. I my early years my trousers were frequently too tight in the waste or too short in the leg or often both. In no time at … Continue reading →

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LLLP PotHole Result !

Posted on April 21, 2024 by john graham

The Local election results were a great success for the Last Laugh Looney Party. Their “PotHole Policy” proved a vote winner. They were elected in 100% of the seats in every Local Authority. Unfortunately in most places only one third … Continue reading →

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LLLP PotHole Policy Extra !

Posted on April 16, 2024 by john graham

The LLLP decided to enhance their appeal to voters in the upcoming local elections with some fun and incentives to get people to go out and vote. Still focussed on their “ PotHole Policy”. It appears to the LLLP that … Continue reading →

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