Author Archives: john graham

LLLP Election Manifesto.

Posted on January 14, 2024 by john graham

A General Election is expected to be at the end of 2024, so the Last Laugh Looney Party is furiously working on its manifesto. It has to be better than ever before, because the LLLP is starting from zero. There … Continue reading →

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GOOD NEWS STORIES.

Posted on January 7, 2024 by john graham

No doubt 2004 will start with the continuation of the bad news that dominated the whole of 2023. No need to repeat the, who can forget them? Apart from the Coronation of course. But, it can’t go on forever and … Continue reading →

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Shedding Customers !

Posted on December 31, 2023 by john graham

This is my RANT for 2023, in the optimistic hope that things will change for the better in the New Year. Who on earth wants ‘older’ customers these days? Judging by the ways they act, you would think the answer … Continue reading →

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Houses for Frogs & Newts.

Posted on December 21, 2023 by john graham

There is a desperate shortage of houses in this country and has been for many years. Repeated Governments have promised to build more in every political manifesto, but they never reach their targets. The current Government target is to build … Continue reading →

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Cop the lot.

Posted on December 17, 2023 by john graham

COP28 has just finished in Dubai. Why COP? Why 28? And why Dubai? It’s the United Nations global conference on climate change, so it must be critical to the future of the planet. 14,000 people have flown in from all … Continue reading →

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Covid Inquiry.

Posted on December 10, 2023 by john graham

We are now in the second year of the lawyer fest of the Coropop Inquiry. Only £100 million spent so far and still not much of an idea of what actually happened. Not even asking who or what started the … Continue reading →

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Bodj’s Rubbish Mountain.

Posted on November 21, 2023 by john graham

What started as a Bodj Great Idea is now being recognised as a World first. Possibly a candidate for a Nobel prize for innovation. Bodj’s rubbish mountain has reached epic proportions. Mont Blanc is now just a foothill to the … Continue reading →

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Washing Day

Posted on November 12, 2023 by john graham

The day came for Bodj’s first broadcast to the Nation about his and Riski’s great rubbish idea. It was still early days and there hadn’t been a lot of progress yet, but Bodj wasn’t daunted, by all the criticism the … Continue reading →

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A Great Rubbish Idea !

Posted on November 7, 2023 by john graham

It’s the first King’s speech in Parliament today for 70 years. A great day for a great Last Laugh Looney Party idea. An idea to renew Riski’s chances of winning the next General Election and revive Bodj’s tarnished reputation. There … Continue reading →

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Looney Bonanza !

Posted on October 1, 2023 by john graham

The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY has been quietly storing up a nest egg of funds in advance of the upcoming General Election. Secretly but in plain sight, they installed a party member at the top of one of Britains wealthiest … Continue reading →

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