Author Archives: john graham

The Riski Army 2

The Riski Army has really taken off. As a great idea. Almost overnight the little rubber dinghies have stopped crossing the Channel. Riski holiday camps have sprung up in Scotland and have been renamed Riski’s Luxury Hotels. Three hundred have … Continue reading

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The Riski Army.

Almost by accident Riski Somewhat, our nearly new latest Prime Minister may have stumbled upon the answer to all our problems. No more labour shortages. Anyone who wants to come here, who is over the age of eighteen is welcome, … Continue reading

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Second letter to Kirkcaldy.

Dear Andy, I do hope you have received my first letter, although sadly I misspelt Kirkcaldy. Still I am sure Jock the postie knew what I ment. After all, I was only trying to keep him in a job. There … Continue reading

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Letter to Kirkaldy.

The posties are on strike today and for lots more days in the run up to Christmas. Stamps are costing more and more. A threepenny stamp now costs nearly a pound. That ought to be enough for a modest pay … Continue reading

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The Albanian Solution.

For years now the NHS has been bedevilled with the problem of bed-blocking. Now, the issue is more acute than ever, with thousands of elderly people unable to be discharged, either to residential care homes due to staff shortages and … Continue reading

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Bodj’s Quest

Bodj’s quest to become WORLD KING begins tomorrow when he goes to see the Queen at Balmoral to tender his resignation as her Prime Minister. Obviously he can’t be both King and PM. But now his new path is set. … Continue reading

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Bodj’s Legacy for Now!

The first phase of Bodj’s rule is nearing completion. He has raised and set the standard for years to come. So it is an opportunity to reflect on his many achievements. BREXIT. Obviously by now everybody can see that we … Continue reading

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BodjDoctors

In this new golden age of Bopportunities Prime Minister Bodj has now turned his attention to solving the NHS. After his much celebrated success with the vaccine roll-out Bodj has concluded only his GREAT IDEAS will radically change the delivery … Continue reading

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Bopportunities on the Cabinet.

Bodj was upset by the no-confidence vote by his MP’s at the rebellious 1922 committee. After all . He got most of them elected in the first place! So Bodj will sort that by making all 154 rebels Cabinet Ministers, … Continue reading

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Bopportunities

Bodj has rediscovered himself. Just when everybody else is trying to get rid of him, But out of all the troubles surrounding him Bodj can see opportunities. He will announce them to the nation in a series of blogs over … Continue reading

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