Author Archives: john graham

LLLP Shoplifting Week.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by john graham

The doubling of the prison capacity by Shababa Badmood has been very successful. After a fashionšŸ¤” Community sentences have provided an army of reluctant road workers to fill in potholes. But, there is a logistics problem. In some parts of … Continue reading →

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LLLP Speedy Justice.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by john graham

Fresh from her success in creating a lot more prison places with her innovative bunk bed idea, Shababa Badmood has turned her attention to the huge number of people on remand awaiting trial. What we need is much swifter justice. … Continue reading →

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Wild Garden.

Posted on June 8, 2025 by john graham

A cottage garden is supposed to be somewhat unkempt. It is not a tidy, beautifully manicured flower show haven. This is especially true now that rewilding is all the rage. I donā€™t know who told the plants in my garden … Continue reading →

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LLLP Speedy DefencešŸ¤”

Posted on June 4, 2025 by john graham

Sir Keyer Stammer has this week announced his UK long term defence plan. It is indeed very long term because the funding is not available until 2034 or even later. Presumably wars break out slowly these daysšŸ¤” We are going … Continue reading →

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LLLP WAITING LISTSšŸ¤”

Posted on June 1, 2025 by john graham

NHS waiting lists growing longer and longer has bedevilled politicians ever since the Covid years. The Conservatives couldnā€™t shake it off and now the Labour government is dogged with it. It seems like everything they try is doomed to fail. … Continue reading →

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LLLP Prison overcrowding.

Posted on May 28, 2025 by john graham

Sir Keyer Stammer has been fretting about our prisons being so full up. As a lawyer and former Director of Public Prosecutions, Sir ā€œLock em upā€ Keyer, wants to free up prison places by freeing more prisoners, so he can … Continue reading →

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LLLP Small Boats

Posted on May 25, 2025 by john graham

The D Day anniversary channel crossing of small boats to commemorate the evacuation of Dunkirk, gave the Last Laugh Looney Party an idea. A simple solution to illegal channel crossings šŸ¤” Round up all the illegal immigrants arriving on our … Continue reading →

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Troubles a Plentyā˜¹ļø

Posted on May 18, 2025 by john graham

Ukraine over and over again and then the rain in Spain. And the countrywide power failureā˜¹ļø Then there is Gaza ever worsening devastation. India and Pakistan facing up with nuclear missilesā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļø And President Tramp stirring the pot with tariffs. Not … Continue reading →

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Itā€™s a GasšŸ¤”

Posted on May 7, 2025 by john graham

Got a letter today from our calor gas supplier saying that they are going paperless. No doubt saving half the Amazon rain forest. When we next receive a tank refill the delivery man will no longer put a delivery note … Continue reading →

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Breaking Walls DownšŸ¤”

Posted on May 4, 2025 by john graham

After the spectacular Local Election results expected by Friday the Willies are JUBILANT šŸ¤” A collection of odd balls elected everywhere. Hot off the press ā€” Ed Elasticband has defected to the Willies, now that Keyer Stammer has decided he … Continue reading →

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