Category Archives: SMILES

Minister Allsorts.

Posted on April 20, 2025 by john graham

In the last two blogs Prime Mister Skeyer Stammer has managed to appoint over 110 Yes men and women Ministers, he just needs another 230 to complete the full setšŸ¤” Guaranteed to do his bidding or lose their Ministerial jobs. … Continue reading →

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Yes Ministers !

Posted on April 16, 2025 by john graham

Prime Mister Skeyer is still on a mission to appoint more Ministers, now that he has realised that this is a way to keep his fractious MP ā€˜s under control. His first Ministerial bunch certainly succeeded in slowing down the … Continue reading →

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Minister Minister.

Posted on April 13, 2025 by john graham

Skier needs to unite his party. Thatā€™s quite a challenge when half his MPā€™s are on the left and half are on the right ā€¦. And the other half are in the middle. He did think about promoting one half … Continue reading →

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Smiling Bridge.

Posted on April 9, 2025 by john graham

Now that Smiling Niggle has a bridgehead into France and the full support of Emperor Tramp there is no stopping himšŸ¤” His first move is to meet up with Mrs Pen and promise her she can be Princess Pen after … Continue reading →

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Tramp Splash!

Posted on April 6, 2025 by john graham

Emperor President Tramp has thrown all his tariff pebbles in the global economic pond and almost immediately everybody is floundering. Just like the beautiful disrupter intended. Or at least thatā€™s what he would have you believešŸ¤” Britain which he thinks … Continue reading →

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Tramp Fishing.

Posted on April 2, 2025 by john graham

Pres/ Emperor Tramp has been fishing for the last month, but so far he has only disturbed the water. So far there have been only a few bites. He has caught some lithium and totonkium and lots of other rare … Continue reading →

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Smiling TrampšŸ¤”

Posted on March 30, 2025 by john graham

Emperor Tramp is having a laugh, which is why he is an ideal member of the Last Laugh Looney Party. His sense of humour is based on smoke and mirrors, which makes it difficult to know what he really intends. … Continue reading →

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Smiling TarriffsšŸ¤”

Posted on March 26, 2025 by john graham

Now that the UK has become the First State of the American Empire, Emperor Tramp has declared that we will be beautifully tariff free. There will be no import taxes or export taxes between Britain and the USA. Sir Keyer … Continue reading →

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Tramp joins LLLP

Posted on March 20, 2025 by john graham

As he has often said President Tramp really, really likes Britain. In fact he would like to join the Last Laugh Loony Party and to ā€œMake Britain Great Againā€. So much so he has proposed that it becomes Americaā€™s First … Continue reading →

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LLLP ā€” Smiling Health.

Posted on March 16, 2025 by john graham

The sixth step in the Last Laugh Looney Party Smile Plan is to deal with the issue everybody moans about ā€” NHS services and GP appointments. It has got a lot worse since Covid with longer and longer hospital waiting … Continue reading →

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