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LLLP Robo MP’s

With the help of Chat GPT and AI the Last Laugh Looney Party has shown how to all but eliminate the need for half a million people “not working from home” in the Civil Service. Now it’s the turn of … Continue reading

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Civil Service Almost Gone🤡

Having Tackled the bigger Departments, it is time to examine the smaller Ministeries. They have lower profiles and their role is lost in acronyms, but they can still waste a lot of money. The DCMS – the Department of Culture, … Continue reading

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Civil Service Unravelling even more

My last two posts have begun to give me some ideas about how to revolutionise how Government works, or more to the point doesn’t work! I have started with the overblown and inefficient Civil Service and with the help of … Continue reading

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LLLP Shoplifting Week.

The doubling of the prison capacity by Shababa Badmood has been very successful. After a fashion🤡 Community sentences have provided an army of reluctant road workers to fill in potholes. But, there is a logistics problem. In some parts of … Continue reading

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LLLP Speedy Justice.

Fresh from her success in creating a lot more prison places with her innovative bunk bed idea, Shababa Badmood has turned her attention to the huge number of people on remand awaiting trial. What we need is much swifter justice. … Continue reading

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LLLP Speedy Defence🤡

Sir Keyer Stammer has this week announced his UK long term defence plan. It is indeed very long term because the funding is not available until 2034 or even later. Presumably wars break out slowly these days🤡 We are going … Continue reading

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LLLP WAITING LISTS🤡

NHS waiting lists growing longer and longer has bedevilled politicians ever since the Covid years. The Conservatives couldn’t shake it off and now the Labour government is dogged with it. It seems like everything they try is doomed to fail. … Continue reading

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LLLP Prison overcrowding.

Sir Keyer Stammer has been fretting about our prisons being so full up. As a lawyer and former Director of Public Prosecutions, Sir “Lock em up” Keyer, wants to free up prison places by freeing more prisoners, so he can … Continue reading

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LLLP Small Boats

The D Day anniversary channel crossing of small boats to commemorate the evacuation of Dunkirk, gave the Last Laugh Looney Party an idea. A simple solution to illegal channel crossings 🤡 Round up all the illegal immigrants arriving on our … Continue reading

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Breaking Walls Down🤡

After the spectacular Local Election results expected by Friday the Willies are JUBILANT 🤡 A collection of odd balls elected everywhere. Hot off the press — Ed Elasticband has defected to the Willies, now that Keyer Stammer has decided he … Continue reading

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